corsasport.co.uk
 

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Austria. WTF?


New Topic

New Poll
  <<  1    2  >> Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Austria. WTF?
ed
Member

Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I spent a few weeks in Austria before coming home for working in France. It's a totally different world over there for sure!

The first thing I noticed was when I pulled into a petrol station and paid for my fuel there was a bar. There were a few people there enjoying a couple of beers before they carried on with thier drive. The person in front of me in the que casually cruised up with a filthy porno mag in hand and paid for it without even a glipse of embaracement

Then I went to a bar. Inside the bar were live goats. No joke! There were also some stuffed goats who played musical instruments



Next stop was the supermarket in the morning for Red Bull and some other cheap booze. We came accross this and though "cool 80%, and you get a free hat!"



It was only after getting home that we took a closer look at the bottle. You know you have a serious drink when you see something like this on the label!



You defiantely know you've got something serious when you can do this with a drink



Then it was off to the bar. Usually in bars you have condom machines. No, not in Austria. You have machines that sell 'Travel Pussys' and 'Sex Gags'.




You're all old enough to guess what you do with a 'Travel Pussy'



Anyways, Austria rocks and the beer is fucking cheap!
CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That's nothing, we have Urinal Football.

ed
Member

Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh dear
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 16:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Robin
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 16:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

OMG, Stroh 80, haven't seen that for a while
CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Oh dear
You have to be careful, if you try bending it like Beckham and piss up the guy standing next to you.
ed
Member

Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I would see that as part of the game
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hitler was Austrian
ed
Member

Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We saw the castle that was built for him but he never went to because he was scared of heights on the drive in
mattk
Member

Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wish our country wasnt so boring and shit
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Wish our country wasnt so boring and shit


it isnt you fool. This is one of the most historic and oldest countries in the world.

CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
We saw the castle that was built for him but he never went to because he was scared of heights on the drive in
The Eagle's Nest?

He did go there, but not often.
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
We saw the castle that was built for him but he never went to because he was scared of heights on the drive in


Fucking pussy

ed
Member

Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Wish our country wasnt so boring and shit


it isnt you fool. This is one of the most historic and oldest countries in the world.


I agree, there is loads of stuff to do
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Id love to go to austria, since watching band of brothers and seeing the lakes in the mountains

So beautiful
Robin
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?
mattk
Member

Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what would an austrian take pictures of to laugh at in england then?

what makes this country exciting?
ed
Member

Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?
No I didn't have sex with anyone
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
what would an austrian take pictures of to laugh at in england then?

what makes this country exciting?



You?
CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's so strange actually Jambo, when you see the countryside around here and picture Allied troops moving across them back in WW2.
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?


Wouldnt that be sweeden? Or am i getting my international stereotypes mixed up
mattk
Member

Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
what would an austrian take pictures of to laugh at in england then?

what makes this country exciting?



You?


lol you are a funny one.
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
It's so strange actually Jambo, when you see the countryside around here and picture Allied troops moving across them back in WW2.


Ive only ever been to the fatherland once, and this was in the middle of the night (Sadly not a covert military operation in the 40's but a mere school bus trip) It was efficient and interesting. But i couldnt see much in the dark lol.

Id love to go to berlin
CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?


Wouldnt that be sweeden? Or am i getting my international stereotypes mixed up
I think what he meant was "did you bang the Von Trapps?"

Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
13th Apr 08 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

intresting image.

  <<  1    2  >>
New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Austria. WTF? 24 database queries in 0.0209398 seconds