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Fro

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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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8th Apr 08 at 12:44

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
We've got bigger fish to fry than security tags now fro, we're trying to obtain spunk from an angry bull without getting kicked in the head, i heard rubbing tomato sauce on it helps.

tomato sauce works on everything

[Edited on 08-04-2008 by fro-dizzle]

Paul_J

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8th Apr 08 at 12:46

quote:
Originally posted by Sean-B
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Corsa

quote:
"The Corsa is a supermini that has been produced by sean and simon, it is mandatory to immediatly add lexarse lights and dubious amounts of fiberglass to make them into a rudeboy whip. "

Sean-B

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Location: Wolverhampton Drives: 200SX S14a
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8th Apr 08 at 12:48

you know it makes sense, i dont think my account is long for this world lol

Sean-B

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8th Apr 08 at 12:50

quote:
Originally posted by Sean-B
The Corsaaaaaaaaaa is a superhero car that has been produced by simon and garfunkel, it is mandatory to immediatly add lexarse lights and dubious amounts of fiberglass to make them into a rudeboy whip. the car was elevated to legendary status by modders such as mad mike!!!

Nath

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8th Apr 08 at 13:03

FLMAO at this thread

Paul_J

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8th Apr 08 at 13:04

I'm so fucking sorry, but i couldn't resist doing this

MC 'Bullspunk' Hammer

Nath

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8th Apr 08 at 13:05

Hammer

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8th Apr 08 at 13:12

Anyhoo......got those tags off yet John

John

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8th Apr 08 at 13:13

I'm still waiting for the tomato sauce to desolve metal.

RyanSxi

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8th Apr 08 at 13:13

quote:
Originally posted by John
I'm still waiting for the tomato sauce to desolve metal.

pics?

Paul_J

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8th Apr 08 at 13:14

quote:
Originally posted by John
I'm still waiting for the tomato sauce to desolve metal.

it doesn't disolve the metal... it devalves the tag and releases the metal from how it's kept inside.

Pics

I'll check if you've got it on there correctly?

You may want to try adding some bullspunk though to get best effects.

Sean-B

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8th Apr 08 at 13:16

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Corsa

Hammer

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8th Apr 08 at 13:16

quote:
Originally posted by John
I'm still waiting for the tomato sauce to desolve metal.

You've used Tesco value stuff haven't you

that doesn't contain the necessary amino acids, it's Heinz and Heinz only.

John

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8th Apr 08 at 13:17

I've not got Heinz

Only Chef here.

Hammer

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8th Apr 08 at 13:29

I'm sorry to hear that mate

myke

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8th Apr 08 at 13:35

This thread is funny.

Might they trace it back to here though?

Paul_J

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8th Apr 08 at 13:37

nah myke they'll just have our individual ip addresses. Worst case is we get banned from wikipedia, but most ISP's renew addresses and I'm at home, so when i need wiki again (back at uni) I'll have no probs

Hammer that was funny

RyanSxi

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8th Apr 08 at 13:54

hammer, its still there.

Must be true

Neo

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8th Apr 08 at 14:15

Chef red sauce, when sparcely applied to suitcases, can be EXTREMELY volatile and the gases released by mixing the 2 can cause blindness, syphillis, elephantitis and 3 strains of bad aids. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TRY AND REMOVE TAGS WITH CHEF SAUCE UNLESS UNDER CONTROLLED LABORATORY CONDITIONS

John

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8th Apr 08 at 14:22

lmao just back in to have a look at the chef stuff

RyanSxi

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8th Apr 08 at 14:25

Are you now blind/ have bad aids?

John

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8th Apr 08 at 14:28

I managed to collect the bull spunk, i don't know whether to try it alongside the ketchup or start afresh though.

Fro

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8th Apr 08 at 14:29

At all of the wiki edits

Robbo

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8th Apr 08 at 14:46

I started such a cool trend

Props to (MC) HaMMer for the inspiration

John

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8th Apr 08 at 14:48

Just read that chef one again, has to be the funniest.

Imagine how random that is if you aren't reading this.

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