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Danny P
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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife "They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans", he says

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man, "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"
dan_c4rsa
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good one
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Marc
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Lollerz.
Ben G
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thats a good one, but after 24 cans i can imagine the guy would just punch his wife to death...
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Huwsi
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
thats a good one, but after 24 cans i can imagine the guy would just punch his wife to death...

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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
thats a good one, but after 24 cans i can imagine the guy would just punch his wife to death...

haha funnier than the joke

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.

 
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