Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
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Young girl runs inside and says to her mum she has a splinter in her hand and can she have some cider.
Mum looks at the young girl puzzled "why would you want some cider ?"
"Well, i heard my sister say that when she has a prick in her hand she feels much better when its in cider"
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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Haimsey
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Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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I dont get it 
Marcy Marc 
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Haimsey
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I get it
Marcy Marc
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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the little girls sister prefers vaginal sex to giving somebody a hand job
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Scotty_B
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Location: East Kilbride
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Jakey
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Location: Sandbach
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
I dont get it
 
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
I get it
I was reading it as 'in cider' not 'inside er' 
Marcy Marc
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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To much laquer sniffing 
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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Ku klux klan kidnap a black man and they take him into a warehouse where they give him a dice, the leader says....
"roll the dice, if you get a 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 were going to blow ya head off"
the black man says..."what if i throw a 6"
the leader says... "you get another go" 
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Haimsey
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
To much laquer sniffing
Must be
Marcy Marc
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Haimsey
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Dione - i laughed.
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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A diver is 20ft down when he spots a man with no breathing equipment at all.
The diver then goes a further 20ft down and a few minutes later the man joins him.
Amazed, the diver pulls out his chalk board and writes "How on earth can you stay this far down with no diving equipment?"
The man snatches the chalk board and writes: "I'M DROWNING YOU TWAT!!"
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Neo
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Dione J
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Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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An irish woman has just been chucked off "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" for masturbating!
She didnt quite understand the concept of Fastest Finger First........!!!!
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RyanSxi
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Registered: 26th Jul 06
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quote:
Originally posted by johnhara1
A diver is 20ft down when he spots a man with no breathing equipment at all.
The diver then goes a further 20ft down and a few minutes later the man joins him.
Amazed, the diver pulls out his chalk board and writes "How on earth can you stay this far down with no diving equipment?"
The man snatches the chalk board and writes: "I'M DROWNING YOU TWAT!!"
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Ash_EP3
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Registered: 15th May 07
Location: Melksham, Wiltshire
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nice
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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Richie B
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Location: Newcastle
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