ShEp
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Wee Johnny asked his dad for a brand new 27 speed mountain bike.
His father replied, "Son we"d love to give you one but the Mortgage on this house is £80000 so there is no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase . "Son, where are you going?" he asked.
"I was walking past your room last night and i heard you tell mum you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too and I"ll be f***ed if I'm sticking around here by myself with an £80000 mortgage and no means of transportation!"
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jambo166
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Graham88
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B3KAN
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You just copyed and pasted that from another site
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ShEp
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quote: Originally posted by B3KAN
You just copyed and pasted that from another site
Well if no1 repeated jokes, they'd never get around
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carey
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ghey but i laugh at anything
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Ricky352
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