Rob126
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HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT-MATES ON A PLANE
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your laptop.
4. Make sure the dude who is annoying you can see the screen of your laptop.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head upwards to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Haimsey
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Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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Jakey
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FLOL
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Twiggy
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LMAO!
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Steve
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old
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Rebecca
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But still funny.
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Nismo
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"geek alert"
Page cannot be found,
doh no net connectivity on the plane argh!!
Should have saved the file to my C drive
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Steve
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i especially like the way the numbers dont count down properly lol
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Simon_16v
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Tommy L
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LOL
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antmashed
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great
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All Torque
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How to handle irritating passengers on a plane?
Fly it into a house, evidently..
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
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quote: Originally posted by All Torque
How to handle irritating passengers on a plane?
Fly it into a house, evidently..


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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are you allowed to use laptops on aeroplanes?
they always say you cant use cd players..
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by All Torque
How to handle irritating passengers on a plane?
Fly it into a house, evidently..
Wayyyyyyyyyy too soon.
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Ben G
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quote: Originally posted by Kurt
are you allowed to use laptops on aeroplanes?
they always say you cant use cd players..
you can use them just not at take off or landing.
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carey
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Cosmo
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Ive heard sending them to Kent works well.
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sand-eel
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the far eastern writing does the trick too
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mark_gsi
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive heard sending them to Kent works well.
wounder how long till the jokes start appering about that.
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Superlite Ltd.
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fucking lmao 
That is hilarious
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by mark_gsi
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive heard sending them to Kent works well.
wounder how long till the jokes start appering about that.
Approx 4hrs 37mins.
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Steve
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wounder
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
wounder
A fish called?
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