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Timbaland
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24th Mar 08 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Funny story...

Not feeling well so decided to get some lemsips from the shop up the road.

Bearing in mind im not well so i was wearing shorts, trainers and an Adidas T-shirt from 1993.

Sitting at some lights on the way home and a Police van pulled up beside me, he was the same height up as me as i took my mum's X5. I looked in and he was doing a 'wanker' action close to his chest.

I assumed he was doing it close so to his chest so his colleague couldnt see and he was doing it because i was wearing an old, old T-shirt.

So the lights change and he was still doing it so i done it back as he cant just do that cos he was a cop. So i done it back and it all changed, they slammed on the breaks and pulled in behind me and put the lights and siren on. I stopped and they both jumped out and grabbed me out and grabbed the keys out the ignition.

they asked me what i thought i was doing making rude gestures? i said to the driver that the passanger was making them to me back at the lights.

This is where i wish the ground would have opened, the passanger replied 'I was telling you to put your seatbelt on big chap'

They seen the funny side of it and let me go, They were still giglling when they drove away.
Cosmo
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24th Mar 08 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why does this not surprise me.
Aaron
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24th Mar 08 at 15:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You rock

Timbaland
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24th Mar 08 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Why does this not surprise me.


Cos your a clown and your used to doves flying out of hats and shit.
Cosmo
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24th Mar 08 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Why does this not surprise me.


Cos your a clown and your used to doves flying out of hats and shit.


you're and you're
All Torque
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24th Mar 08 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What a tale.
Cosmo
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24th Mar 08 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
What a tale.


A tall tale some might say.
Skylined
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good one
Timbaland
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Oh good, the forum fannies have grouped together.
Timbaland
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24th Mar 08 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
What a tale.


A tall tale some might say.


Yeah, some.

How can you make up something like that?

Away and hug some tree's hippy.
John
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
What a tale.


A tall tale some might say.


Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Oh good, the forum fannies have grouped together.


Oh yeah, I forgot that we dont know what banter is and only you can banter, etc. etc. etc. etc.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Away and hug some tree's hippy.


You've now called me a hippy twice, what exactly are you basing this on?
JonnyJ
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24th Mar 08 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I heard Timbaland was starting banter so i came across as soon as i could
JonnyJ
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Have i missed anything?
Marc
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FPMSL

So did you not have your belt on?
Cosmo
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24th Mar 08 at 15:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Have i missed anything?


Some tree hugging went down earlier.
Timbaland
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24th Mar 08 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Marc
FPMSL

So did you not have your belt on?


No for some reason. i had just left the house but i usually feel uncomfortable without it on but im guessing its cos i wasnt in my own car i didnt notice.

Im not complaining that they told me to put my belt on, just saying how stupid i looked.
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Have i missed anything?


Some tree hugging went down earlier.


Fucking hippies
Aaron
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24th Mar 08 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
FPMSL

So did you not have your belt on?


No for some reason. i had just left the house but i usually feel uncomfortable without it on but im guessing its cos i wasnt in my own car i didnt notice.

Im not complaining that they told me to put my belt on, just saying how stupid i look.
Cosmo
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24th Mar 08 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
FPMSL

So did you not have your belt on?


No for some reason. i had just left the house but i usually feel uncomfortable without it on but im guessing its cos i wasnt in my own car i didnt notice.

Im not complaining that they told me to put my belt on, just saying how stupid i look and sound.
Aaron
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24th Mar 08 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Timbalowned
Timbaland
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24th Mar 08 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wow, I thought i was kidding when i said you needed to stick up for each other.
Timbaland
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24th Mar 08 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Aaron
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How does that work fuck sponge?
Aaron
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24th Mar 08 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
Timbalowned


How does that work fuck sponge?


Go go keyboard warrior

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