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jr
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13th Mar 08 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I love PH, its like here but grown up, hence this rant from someone ive posted it as it amused me




Re. Female Co-worker

Why has X been given my deputy's parking space?"

"Because she has children. She has to do the school run."

"And that would be why she gets to arrive at 10am and leave at 4pm, yes?"

"Yes, she has to be there to pick her children up."

"And that would be why she's done no extra hours for five years, and why we have to cover for her at the drop of a hat."

"Yes, one of her children has some health issues."



LISTEN UP BREEDER. So you gave the gift of a sickly child to the world. Thanks a facking bunch. It doesn't make you special, it doesn't make you a better person, it does not give you some unique and lofty perspective on the world, and it certainly should not entitle you to my fit trainee's bloody car parking space.

You made a lifestyle choice; deal with it.

And if you ever, ever say to me "if you had kids you'd understand" then I'll unleash the paedophiles. No really I will.
Robin
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13th Mar 08 at 22:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that's brilliant
All Torque
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13th Mar 08 at 22:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Awesome.
Matt H
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Amazing, almost as good as a Maconie rant
Adam_B
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13th Mar 08 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jr
And if you ever, ever say to me "if you had kids you'd understand" then I'll unleash the paedophiles. No really I will.


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jr
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13th Mar 08 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that was the line the really made me PMSL
SVM 286
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14th Mar 08 at 23:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Horribly offensive but I am guilty of chuckling.
C2RL R
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thats ace!
Richie B
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Marc
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I've seen better

 
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