Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
User status: Offline
|
Am sure i posted this before but cant find it.
Following on from the How many have you slept with thread. I want to know who has snapped there banjo strings.
Mine hasnt snapped but id say its been accordingly 'stretched' in one incident involving a dry fanny 
For those who's hasnt snapped, the question is, what tunes can you play?
|
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
|
snapped many years ago
|
Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
User status: Offline
|
did it bleed like a pig?
or aint you got time to bleed - a'la Predator
|
dave17
Member
Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
User status: Offline
|
mate did his, bled for hours
|
Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
User status: Offline
|
did he do it whilst doing you?
|
gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
never. im terrified of doing it though
|
Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
User status: Offline
|
havent you been circumcised though luigi?
which leads me onto my next question....
Are you a roundhead or cavalier?
|
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
did it bleed like a pig?
or aint you got time to bleed - a'la Predator
yes, there is NOTHING like the shock of pulling it out of your loved one and looking down... it looked like some creature in her pussy chopped on my cock.
|
gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
havent you been circumcised though luigi?
which leads me onto my next question....
Are you a roundhead or cavalier?
No i haven't mate.
|
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
|
I completely ruined a towel that night.
|
gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
did it bleed like a pig?
or aint you got time to bleed - a'la Predator
yes, there is NOTHING like the shock of pulling it out of your loved one and looking down... it looked like some creature in her pussy chopped on my cock.
omg i feel queeeeeezy 
|
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
|
really rare roast beef luigi
|
gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
nice
|
RyanSxi
Member
Registered: 26th Jul 06
User status: Offline
|
Still have mine! woooohooo
|
Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
User status: Offline
|
several of my questions havent been answered
- What tunes can you play?
- Roundhead or cavalier
cheers
|
AdZ9
Member
Registered: 14th Apr 06
User status: Offline
|
What happens if it snaps though, do you get it re-attached at hospital or something? Or do you just have a droopy foreskin that pulls all the way back from then on?
|
gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
i can play 'going downhill' by Steve and the 106GTi's
|
Warren G
Member
Registered: 14th May 06
Location: Kent
User status: Offline
|
nope, but have bruised it before and that fooking hurt
|
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
What happens if it snaps though, do you get it re-attached at hospital or something? Or do you just have a droopy foreskin that pulls all the way back from then on?
you advance to penis level 5.
I cant remember where it went, maybe it left it inside of her 
|
Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by warren.g
nope, but have bruised it before and that fooking hurt
i think thats what i did, makes me cringe now thinking about it.
my legs are all squirmy under the desk
|
Warren G
Member
Registered: 14th May 06
Location: Kent
User status: Offline
|
get a nice purple/black markwhere your bango cord is
hurt for weeks
it wasa tight fit, couldn't get it in, had to use shower gel and slid right in ( ), only morning after released why couldn't get it in 
|
gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by warren.g
get a nice purple/black markwhere your bango cord is
hurt for weeks
it wasa tight fit, couldn't get it in, had to use shower gel and slid right in ( ), only morning after released why couldn't get it in
she was 10?
|
Warren G
Member
Registered: 14th May 06
Location: Kent
User status: Offline
|
i was 8, so wasnt that bad tbh
|
Steve
Premium Member
Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by warren.g
get a nice purple/black markwhere your bango cord is
hurt for weeks
it wasa tight fit, couldn't get it in, had to use shower gel and slid right in ( ), only morning after released why couldn't get it in
you hit the piss hole
[Edited on 11-03-2008 by Steve]
|
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
|
shower gel kent.
|
