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Scotty C
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7th Mar 08 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why are pirates so cool?
























Because they arrrrrrr!



[Edited on 07-03-2008 by Monster]
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i dont get it
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thats a load of wank
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Why is this thread not funny?











Because it issss!
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They just 'Arrrrrrrrrrrr'.

would have been better imo
Scotty C
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
thats a load of wank


I know. Just thought I'd post cuz i'm bored
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whats a pirates favorite chocolate bar?







marrrrsss barrrrrr
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ive got loads of these thinking about it
Scotty C
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guy walks into a video shop says to the boy behind the counter. alright mate. any chance I can rent batman forever? boy says naw mate, just for the one night


bahahhahha
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
guy walks into a video shop says to the boy behind the counter. alright mate. any chance I can rent batman forever? boy says naw mate, just for the one night


bahahhahha


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oh dear x2
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
i dont get it


Strange thing is, I believe you
Baskey
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For the nurds.....

Why did the Adobe acrobat get arrested?

Because he was a PDF file.
Rebecca
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I liked it...
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quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
For the nurds.....

Why did the Adobe acrobat get arrested?

Because he was a PDF file.
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7th Mar 08 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A bloke walked into a bar



























Ouch.
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pdf file ones good,although the batman one tickled me
Aaron
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Post this "good" joke the
little_duke
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two blondes walk into a bar




















you would have thought the 1st one seen it
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an irish man goes for a job at a building site for the handyman position

the boss asks

can you lay bricks?

NO

can you mix cement?

NO

can you make tea?

NO

well whats handy about you????



I LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
little_duke
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a prostitue has a client in a hotel room and as shes getting undressed...she farts

the man leaves in disgust

she then has an idea that everytime she has a client they will leave if she passes wind...

next is a black guy

after 5 minutes he starts getting undressed

she farts

he then takes off his trousers

she farts

after thinking,the women says

"cant you smell that"?

yes replies the black man but when you see what i got for you your gonna shit yourself!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
For the nurds.....

Why did the Adobe acrobat get arrested?

Because he was a PDF file.
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