Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
Location: Brisbane Queensland
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Am bored as hell so I thought I 'd post a couple of chav/ned jokes up, maybe somebody has better ones lol, but here goes
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so
ever.
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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You must be really bored 
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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most of the people on this site will be offended by this post
[Edited on 05-03-2008 by Steve]
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eddiewhiteley
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Registered: 10th Mar 05
Location: down in albion
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i think in my entire life ive only laughed at a couple of jokes, and i cant remember them so they cant be that good, i hate people telling me jokes as i just dont find them funny at all, but you have to do the fake laugh and say yeah good one i'll remember that to tell me mates,most of the time im cringing inside when im told a joke thinking jesus that is shite.
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Warren G
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Registered: 14th May 06
Location: Kent
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someone doesnt like chavs
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S@M
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Registered: 3rd Oct 07
Location: East Yorkshire
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haha 
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Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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worst jokes ever
id say the were more facts than jokes 
[Edited on 05-03-2008 by GSi_16v]
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Theham85
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Anyone got any funnier jokes, mine have all dried up
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
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A speeding driver is pulled over by the police. As the cop writes out the ticket the guy asks "can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?" 'Yes' replies the policeman as he notes down the mans details.
The driver then asks "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"
'Nope' replieds the cop still writing.
"Well ok" says the man, "I think your a WANKER!"
[Edited on 05-03-2008 by johnhara1]
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Theham85
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ha ha ha brilliant 
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Just moved into a new house, ill send you the address later but fuck me it's rough.
Myra Hindley is the Avon lady,
Fred West is the Gardner,
Louise Woodward is the Babysitter,
Harold Shipman is my GP,
Gary Glitter runs the Playgroup &
The Mcanns run the fucking holiday club.
The good news is: there's no pakis!
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Theham85
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ha ha, I would post a few racist jokes but I fear the word 'Banned' will appear under my avatar lol
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johnhara1
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An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex Girl notices something strange about
the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, "Scuse me mate, I ain't being funny or nuffink,
but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it?"
The Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies,
"Well, I'm a little bit tick you see. The one wit the R on it is for me right foot and the one wit the L is for me Left foot"
"Cor blimey", exclaims the Essex girl, "So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them!"
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Nick-S
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MatthewR
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Location: Rickmansworth
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
most of the people on this site will be offended by this post
[Edited on 05-03-2008 by Steve]
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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two chavs, dave and wayne have a race over a cliff to see who hits the ground first, who wins?
everyone!
whats a shame about two chavs going over a cliff in a saxo?
a saxo seats 5
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Theham85
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Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav woman?
A. Granny
[Edited on 05-03-2008 by Theham85]
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tom-corsa
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Registered: 22nd Jan 08
Location: Cheshire
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Q. whats the odd one out? a washing machine, a dishwasher, a toaster or a women...?
A. a toaster cos it doesnt leek when its fucked
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Theham85
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Superlite Ltd.
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quote:
Originally posted by tom-corsa
Q. whats the odd one out? a washing machine, a dishwasher, a toaster or a women...?
A. a toaster cos it doesnt leek when its fucked
fucking lol
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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
Location: Brisbane Queensland
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Q. How do you make a woman scream twice?
A. Shag her up the arse then wipe your cock on the curtains
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?
A Golf Club 
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Welsh Dan
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Registered: 23rd Mar 00
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A survey recently revealed that 80% of scousers have had sex in the shower.
The other 20% haven't been to jail yet.
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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Lol @ the jokes from pips onwards
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