Rob B
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What's the funniest thing you had happen while you were at school and can remember 
Mine was
Assembly hall full, year 6,7,8,9,10,11 and six form, head master walks in floor slightly wet, and you can guess the rest.... Fell flat on his ass got up and pretending nothing happened while everyone was in tears laughing
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
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I sharpened my thumb with a pencil sharpner 
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
I sharpened my thumb with a pencil sharpner
Ouch.
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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playing in school concert (on the drums) hot the snare abit to hard causing drumstick to go launching into crowd
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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
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School was a mayhem, I can remember several incidents:
Pitching and tent on the roof lol
Putting a mackerel behind the heater
Getting chased by the fat janitor for breaking a window with an umbrella
setting smoke bombs off in the corridor
So many funny things happened at my school to put mu finger on one particular incident
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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loads of funny things tbh
main one was a lad who was a mate but we always took the mick out of (not in a bad way) but he was chasing a lad to try and trip him up and then fell flat on his arse himself
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Tom
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I got pushed in the pond in primary school and spent the rest of the day in my p.e. kit 
Loads in secodnary school, lad having a fight with p.e. teacher and knocking him on his ass one teacher in general in 1st/2nd year called 'hot dog' who you just would not beleive he weighed about 20+ stone and drive a lada. He was quite clearly racist and from another time completely, he also smelt of stale cheese.
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
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Primary school i remember a snowball being thrown and knocking the teachers hairpiece\wig off
Secondary School there was loads! There was a maths teacher everyone hated. So someone put some human shit on the door handle to his class but............some little year 7 come to his class at the wrong time and you can guess the rest poor kid.
There were a few cases of people being locked in the industrial bins \ cable tied to the railings on the stair cases.
We put our french teachers glasses inside a condom once
Having temp teachers were the best times tho!
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
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Remember eating Magic Mushrooms with the lads on the last day of term one year, the rest of that day was pretty interesting
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
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As above like Ham, theres tooooooo many incidents to even remember. 2 things that stick out for me
1. RE Teacher always got stick for being soft and cos he taught RE so we a) swapped his Gandhi video thing for a hardcore porno someone stole from his dad (imagine the disappointment when he sat down for his next session and Gandhi came on  )
And b) we nicked his wheeled chair for a game - the top corridor of our school was about 30 metres long, lined with lockers and made a 90deg turn at the end, with lockers facing you. The aim was to try and break someones bone by getting 3 people to cain the poor twat down the corridor (not carpeted, wood floor ) and into the lockers at about 30mph and see what happened 
The second would be in our form room somone decided it would be funny to re-enact Fight Club at lunchtimes. We made a right profit from the takings but as you can imagine we soon got shut down 
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C2RL R
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we were getting a bollocking in chemistry and tutor said the person who makes the next sound will be responsible for giving the entire class 2 days of detention. i wasn't listening though as i was too busy dropping a coil of magnesium into a bottle of hydrochloric acid and then put the cap back on the bottle. once the pressure build up was high enough the cap blew off and burried itself in a ceiling tile. i got about 5 dead arms that day.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Mushy's in school
danny - We used to have royal rumbles in our classroom at the end of lunch hour before registration, we used to switch classrooms and pick up new recruits on the way some nasty injuries as a reuslt haha!
Lad got thrown into a art room sink full of boiling water we also locked some lad in a cupboard for the whole of registration
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dannymccann
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O yea something else to with the 30m corridor i mentioned ^
We decided to collect stickers u get from them shit magazines, any sort of stickers u could find including them Hate Esso stickers and everything, we signed up to websites for a month just to get shit delivered.
Once we had a decent amount (we are talking 000's here) we deceided to redecorate all the lockers on the top corridor. Save to say it took us the next 2 months to get them all off
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Shelly
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Some lads in our French class locked the teacher in a store room and left her. Apparently she was crying and stuff. She went off sick and never came back after that...
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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i know a few more
junior school - every morning draw a dick on the white board,teacher would come in and rub it away.next morning and so on draw a bigger one.when she realised she was like "who keeps doing this" a mate goes "miss,the more you rub it,the bigger it gets!!!"
another was i got arrested for having a lazer pen a geek told on me cuas i kept shining it at him and said he felt blind
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by little_duke]
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dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by little_duke
i know a few more
junior school - every morning draw a dick on the white board,tacher would come in and rub it away.next morning and so on draw a bigger one.when she realised she was like "who keeps ding this" a mate goes "miss,the more you rub it,the bigger it gets!!!"
another was i got arrested for having a lazer pen a geek told on me cuas i kept shining it at him and said he felt blind
Awesome We had the rolling boards so we would write something on it then spin it round so when they needed the otherside they span it round and it would say 'Mr Lane is a Wanker' or something to that degree in the middle of the class
Brilliant thread 
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
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couple of us used to skive of ccf all the time, andone day when everyone was lined up and that in the square(im talkin the whole school here) it was dead quiet cos someone was talkin and im insude a building oblivious playing hockey
hit a ball straight through a window into the square and everyone looked over, then i looked through the window and waved when i seen everyone lookin, and everyone burst out laughin
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C2RL R
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I'M NOT PROUD OF THIS - our pottery teacher was struggling to find a child minder for the day so she brought her 9 year old son into school and sat him in the corner. she left the room for ten minutes and we started asking him questions like "have you seen your mum naked?" and "do you remember sucking your mums nipples when you were younger?" he started crying so when she came back she asked us what we had done. none of us answered and she ended up crying too. we were lucky the school only suspended us for that.
i know its not a funny story but i wanted to get that off my chest. that is honestly the worst thing i've ever done to anybody and if i believed in hell i reckon i'd be going because of that.
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dannymccann
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In year 7 Geography we had to build these contour models:
Everyone made them out of shit cornflake box cardboard, apart from the nerds, who made them from corrugated board and superglue. This means they were a) very good, but also very hard and fucking solid. Which made them brilliant frisbees for the form room. How the hell we didnt get caught doing it I dont know, but fuck me it was funny
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Scotty C
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I was late for a leason.
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Shelly
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We went to Belgium on a school trip in Year 9, in the hotel there was a vending machine selling Bud.
That was a good holiday!
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Mather.16v
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i forgot my pe kit and had to stand and watch, they were playing rugby and it was raining heavily and really muddy, comes to the end of lesson and couple of mates decided it would be funny to chase me down and rugby takle me on the school field i ended up head to toe in mud
the vending machines were left slighty open one day but not open enough to reach anything inside, so i quickly noticed and slide my hand pressed all the buttons and money started flying out like i hit jackpot that was a good day
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Mad Moe
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Some lads in our French class locked the teacher in a store room and left her. Apparently she was crying and stuff. She went off sick and never came back after that...
We had a very similar incident with our French teacher where we taunt her mercilessly for weeks on and the finally straw came when we stole her hand bag and threw it from a 2nd story window, she ran from the class in tears never to be seen again.
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Timbaland
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I was wild at school, lol, Didnt give a shit.
- Put a firework in someones locker and blew that, and the 4 around it to peices .
- Me and everyone in PE bounced all the balls in the cupboard around and it was all fun and games til someone smashed the light.
- Closed the trampoline on someone cos they wouldnt get off it.
- Chained the high school gates shut at night.
- Teacher from the class next door came in and said shw was going to be late for her next class and asked my teacher to keep an eye on them for 5 minutes when they got there. Cos i had done all my work, she asked me to go through and explain to the class that the teacher would be late.
I decided to tell them that she had died after yesterdays class and everyone was getting questioned. Little did i know she was already at the back of the class and heard it all. That was a nice week off.
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Marc
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There was some scafolding in the corner of the assembly which was used for when there were discos, battle of the bands etc. Two lads decided to climb it one day after school, it toppled over and crashed to the ground
One lad used to have moments of craziness, he would shout "destruction" then cause some damage. One day he was taking a lighting tube out of the ceiling when one of the teachers came out. He told him it fell out and he managed to catch it just in time!
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