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Steev
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   26th Feb 08 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
last few day's, it's been really bad ? mostly about this time in the evening

and the smell is really bad

should i see the doctor ?
CorsAsh
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26th Feb 08 at 21:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dutch oven your girlfriend first. If she dumps you, it's not worth seeing the doctor. If she dies, see the doctor. If you don't have a girlfriend, use your mum. If your mum is busy, use a pet.
Aaron
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26th Feb 08 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you dont have a pet, just grab some random person from the street.
Steev
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26th Feb 08 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My dog came in the room, smelt the air and run off
andy1868
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26th Feb 08 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shove a magic tree up your bum, no harm done
Aaron
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26th Feb 08 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just let it out man, its just gas
CorsAsh
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26th Feb 08 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
shove a magic tree up your bum, no harm done


"What is that smell???"

"That's New Car Smell. And shit."
andy1868
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26th Feb 08 at 21:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or get some of that stuff peter gets when he joins the handsome people's club, to make his bowel movements smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls
Theham85
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26th Feb 08 at 21:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Dutch oven your girlfriend first. If she dumps you, it's not worth seeing the doctor. If she dies, see the doctor. If you don't have a girlfriend, use your mum. If your mum is busy, use a pet.


I'll second that, defo worth a try , or try holding a lighter to it, if your house and whole street go up in a mushroom hell cloud, then theres definitely a problem, I found using a cork quite handy

[Edited on 26-02-2008 by Theham85]

[Edited on 26-02-2008 by Theham85]
mattk
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26th Feb 08 at 21:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I constantly fart, I mean non stop all day, big ones too, mostly they smell, I put it down to my protien shake or the huge amount of rice I consume
Theham85
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26th Feb 08 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have never farted in my whole life, my arse blows the odd kiss though
mattk
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26th Feb 08 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can you die from holding farts in? I imagine a build up of bactiria would occur
Theham85
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
can you die from holding farts in? I imagine a build up of bactiria would occur


I think a possible rectal implosion would be on the cards resulting in imminent death and terror throughout society as we know it
ed
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26th Feb 08 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I like to cup my hand, fart in the cup and sample it's bouquet...
Theham85
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
I like to cup my hand, fart in the cup and sample it's bouquet...


That scent is to die for, you ever thought about approaching Gucci, Diesel or Chanel?, think you have something special there
ed
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Sometimes I like to fart under the sheets in bed when they are cold. It warms the bed, but after a minute when I have felt it seep up I can give it a whiff too
mattk
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26th Feb 08 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why can you stand your own farts and hate everyone elses?!
Theham85
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26th Feb 08 at 21:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Why can you stand your own farts and hate everyone elses?!


Because I only fart Allure sport and its quite acceptable
ed
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That's one of those questions like: "What is the meaning of life?" or "Why can you stand the smell of your own farts, but can't stand the smell of your own penis when you haven't washed it in a few days"...
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
That's one of those questions like: "What is the meaning of life?" or "Why can you stand the smell of your own farts, but can't stand the smell of your next door neighbours penis when you haven't washed it in a few days"...


ed
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26th Feb 08 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why would I wash my neighbors penis
Theham85
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26th Feb 08 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I dunno your only young once
ed
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26th Feb 08 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When in Rome. I guess.
Theham85
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here this guy is, sitting and panicking, crying himself to sleep in fear that his arse may cause a tidal wave and all we can do is sit and make childish remarks, I feel I should sit and have I good long hard think about what I have done





[Edited on 26-02-2008 by Theham85]
jonnysri
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26th Feb 08 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive jus had a bad experience involing my own gas haha.



cos i drive a work van all day i only drive the car on an evening. totaly forgetting that id farted in my car this evening, i got back in 10 mins ago and nearly gased myself.
you know some people say you like the smell of your own farts, well now i no how other people feel, it was fucking rank!!

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