Steve
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this ever happen to anyone else? I swear my hand is like some kind of magnet that gets attracted to anywhere on someone that i shouldnt touch.
iv just walked past another bloke at work and brushed him on the arse with the back of my hand, and he gave me a dirty look 
FFS its like i was actually trying to touch his ass, why not just laugh about it. If someone did that to me id realise it was accidental and say something like "oohh kinky"
Iv touched womens boobs by accident when moving there mouse for them, again am sure they think i do it on purpose.
This happen to anyone else?
Me and a few mates went out one night and i spent most of the night pinching my one mates bum and whichever random was stood next to him at the bar, most people just gave him a dirty look and he had to struggle to explain. I did it to a skin head nutter and he tried to start on my mate we fell out that night
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willay
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yeah my hands were all over the place in the last few days
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Steve
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its the dodgiest feeling ever when you accidentally brush another man on the bum with your hand
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willay
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Can't say I've done that, mine was involving females.
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Steve
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mine involves men and females is there some sub conscious message there
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willay
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thats alright, you should never narrow down your choices.
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andy1868
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i used to do this badly in college never touched anyone in tender areas though (as much as i would have liked to with some of the females if you know what i'm saying) normally just an arm or something. never got accused of being a pervert though, which was nice
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Mather.16v
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worst was when watching a film at my mates house, i had my arm over the top of the sofa and my mates girlfriend was next to me
something scarey happened in the film and i went to make her jump by grabbing her arm, i full on got a hold of her boob
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gianluigi
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i keep my hands in my pockets. its like when your in a meeting, sitting round a table and your foot touches the foot of someone oppsit you or nxt to you, they'll give you a dirty look. its like, FFS stop invading my space
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Steve
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yes happens to me in meetings you stretch yourlegs out then get a cop of someones foot
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All Torque
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Next time you accidentally touch another man just shout "Owwwwwch!" because ALL male to male contact is gay unless someone gets injured.
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RyanSxi
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quote: Originally posted by Mather.16v
worst was when watching a film at my mates house, i had my arm over the top of the sofa and my mates girlfriend was next to me
something scarey happened in the film and i went to make her jump by grabbing her arm, i full on got a hold of her boob
sly very sly lol
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Tommy L
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i love touching people like that only if i know them though
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Steve
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also, when having folk in the car, occasional brush of the leg when changing gear.
ofc id never do that on purpose with a female
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Kurt
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Pete likes to ermmm... spoon me..
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Matt L
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my car
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Baskey
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I like to touch myself by accident
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andy1868
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steve, i used to brush my driving instructors leg when on lessons. i bet i was more repulsed than she was
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Kurt
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quote: Originally posted by Matt L
my car
its time to let go 
i also get touched at work by our Steve... it must be a Steve thing tbh!
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Robbo
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Yes this sort of crap is always happenign to me
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Steve
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are you a giver or receiver?
of said touching?
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Nick-S
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never happend to me but the footunder table thing has
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ShEp
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
Me and a few mates went out one night and i spent most of the night pinching my one mates bum and whichever random was stood next to him at the bar, most people just gave him a dirty look and he had to struggle to explain. I did it to a skin head nutter and he tried to start on my mate we fell out that night
Steve, you are the definition of 'Bad Ass'
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andy1868
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did this today, a receptionist reversed her arse into my hand
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lex2005
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do it all the time in tescos ect when in the que or said sqeezing throu a packed isl i randomlay pick for the sake of the hot blond that walked down there lmao
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