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charcoalgrill
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24th Feb 08 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just found out that my girlfriend of 7 months has been flirting and secretely meeting up with her brothers mate behind my back. I knew she was texting him as they were talking of buying a house together (as i am in a the same situation- (girl) friend from school)

She left her facebook logged in at mine and i saw messages saying how she was going to split up with me and get with this other bloke.

My dilemma, do i dump her nicely or harshly? and ideas please.

[Edited on 24-02-2008 by charcoalgrill]
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24th Feb 08 at 23:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Any girl who is doin that is simply not worth it mate, if you forgive her for this she will only do it again as she will think you're a soft touch.Tell her to fuck off.
jonnysri
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24th Feb 08 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shes hit you and shes meeting other lads with intentions to split up with you. easy decision for me mate.
Welsh Dan
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24th Feb 08 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Shag her sister.
Richie B
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24th Feb 08 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Use and abuse.

But definitely kick her to the curb before she does it!
charcoalgrill
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24th Feb 08 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

she doesnt have one, could try her mum though.
Welsh Dan
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24th Feb 08 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What about her best mate?
smack
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24th Feb 08 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

split up nicley, walk away with ur head held high and a smile on ur face

if that makes any sense
DannyB
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24th Feb 08 at 23:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by smack
split up nicley, walk away with ur head held high and a smile on ur face

if that makes any sense


perfect sense, show her you're not bothered by it all and walk away.
Mein Herr
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24th Feb 08 at 23:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You KNOW what you have to do.
You have to sleep with some dirty bitch and be the middle man for an STD. The Kris Akabussi if you will, take that rotten, warty, crusty, puss filled baton, and slide it into her hand (thats a metaphor), being careful not to put your foot in another lane (her ass)

I know what you are thinking, 'But Mein Herr, i too will be viral'
Yeah but she will give it to him

A toofer.

Richie B
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24th Feb 08 at 23:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Crap, I was just going to put up an STD related post
Mein Herr
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I can delete bud.
Ian
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If you can string her along until her birthday you can do that Danny Dumps phone prank where someone pretends to be a jeweller phones up and lets it slip that the boyfriend has ordered something but left the wrong number then when she is looking forward to receiving her gift he tells her she isn't getting it because she's a cheating ho. Complete classic.

If you want the be the better man you need to just tell her honestly that you snooped around her FB account and found out the bad news and that you're fine and she can leave now. You don't need to be nasty about it.

I personally would have a bit of fun with it. Particularly if you still have access to FB and can change the account email to something you have access to. That way she'll still get the messages in the FB inbox but you'll have a copy delivered to your email as well.

Or work out the pass or something.

Either way, if you've snooped already you've the choice to carry on.
DannyB
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25th Feb 08 at 00:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ian them danny dumps make me lol

Danny dumps

Ian
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She sounds so made up Sucker
Jodi_the_g
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25th Feb 08 at 00:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ian has the right idea, you know now so relationship is over does not mean you can't have some fun for your own enjoyment.
Lee Wilson
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25th Feb 08 at 00:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by red_top
Ian them danny dumps make me lol

Danny dumps




Bah

Please do that to her!!!!!
Steve
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25th Feb 08 at 00:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

OMG sorry OT but Charcoal grill

we need to get back to weston and relive it matey
Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by red_top
Ian them danny dumps make me lol

Danny dumps



"Everybody now knows your a dirty little tart"
Steve
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25th Feb 08 at 00:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

where is he ffs, all we need now is illsey
drax
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25th Feb 08 at 00:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Id cut all ties to her like a freak with an axe in a wire and ties factory, who has a erratic phobia of wires and ties.

Get rid of that bitch, dismiss her ever existing.
C2RL R
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25th Feb 08 at 07:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

monkeh face the bitch
Blade_sri
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25th Feb 08 at 09:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pics of her?
DC90
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25th Feb 08 at 09:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She thinks shes being clever and has the upper hand, but now you are in the driving seat and can decide how stuff goes. I'd have some major fun to be honest mate, i'm an evil bastard and if a bird did it to me i'd make her suffer.

Heard that Danny Dumps thing before and it's fucking hilarious.

Think of something to do to her to make her look completely fucking stupid
Richie B
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25th Feb 08 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Give her a poop tashe.

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