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Tommy L
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   20th Feb 08 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.



Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.


Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.



When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'
Theham85
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20th Feb 08 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ha ha ha ha, brilliant
Andy Stocker
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LOL
Ricky352
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Jay
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From bridgend?
LeeM
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20th Feb 08 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whys that funny :s she saved him, he was wet, she dried him out, she went home?
Adam
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20th Feb 08 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lee_wee
whys that funny :s she saved him, he was wet, she dried him out, she went home?


FAIL
DannyB
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20th Feb 08 at 14:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam

FAIL



Did you honestly just write that, or do my eyes decieve me?

[Edited on 20-02-2008 by red_top]
RyanSxi
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20th Feb 08 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lee_wee
whys that funny :s she saved him, he was wet, she dried him out, she went home?


She killed him by hanging him "to dry"
DannyB
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sarcasm maybe?
Jay
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This thread has lost the plot, no longer makes sense.

 
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