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swedge
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19th Feb 08 at 22:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
recieved in an email

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

USE YOUR REAL NAMES...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker



Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts
Marc
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19th Feb 08 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Loopy Burger Fanny

[Edited on 19-02-2008 by Marc]
swedge
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snotty liver lips lol
Robin
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Lumpy Applebuns
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Lumpy Applebuns


DannyB
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zippy toilet squirt
Robbo
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flame1987
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Boobie Apple Head
Dan295
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zippy bubble mouth
swedge
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Originally posted by Robbo
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show me
Colin
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Boobie Bubblechunks

Robbo
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show me
Seen it a fair few times over the years
Nick-S
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buttercup bananasniffer
DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Boobie Bubblechunks



swedge
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quote:
Originally posted by GSi_16v
buttercup bananasniffer


best 1 so far lol
swedge
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by swedge
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show me
Seen it a fair few times over the years


i shall let you off then
CorsAsh
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Cheeseball Liverhead.
eastend
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pinky cootiebutt

[Edited on 19-02-2008 by eastend]
Theham85
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Snotty apple lips
swedge
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19th Feb 08 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Snotty apple lips


whats ure real name?
Mad Moe
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Loopy Bubblebuns
Shelly
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Buttercup Cootie Nose
nova_gteuk
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chim-chim bubble pants
Theham85
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quote:
Originally posted by swedge
quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Snotty apple lips


whats ure real name?


Butch McClintoch


nah its Ross Hamilton lol
cunningham
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dinky chicken chunks

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