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foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Does anybody work in an office where ure financial director runs around with a machine gun size pellet gun shooting employees and then rings people in the office to shout abuse at them!!! The guy taking the abuse has just cut all the phone lines to his office!! I think there is gonna be trouble!
gavin18787
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15th Feb 08 at 17:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

All sorts goes on here i tell u, Our managing Director made a flame thrower last week - it shot across the office!
gavin18787
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15th Feb 08 at 17:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

By the sounds of it if I worked there I would go arm to the teeth, or at least take a cricket bat


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deano87
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15th Feb 08 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
By the sounds of it if I worked there I would go arm to the teeth, or at least take a cricket bat

Wouldn't react too well to the flame thrower - I say metal baseball bat
Cosmo
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15th Feb 08 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

TBH you should of told us this yesterday - as makes you printing out a receipt for Ann Summers fairly tame
foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

U'd need it,one of the guys here now is smaking the Financial Director with long rulers all i can hear at the moment is 'ouch u little c++t'
foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
TBH you should of told us this yesterday - as makes you printing out a receipt for Ann Summers fairly tame



Oh yeah it arrived today my boss said oooo is that ure vibrator?
gavin18787
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15th Feb 08 at 17:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Steve would fit in well by the sounds of it at your work place.

Posted a pic of himself the other day with some kind of office weponary


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foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When i took a job here i had no idea what i was letting myself in for, i suppose i should have expected it really in the niteclub/pub industry

[Edited on 15-02-2008 by foxyk8t]
Tom
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15th Feb 08 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Is he on something your financial director
foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He comes across as really posh then just goes mad! A few weeks ago he had remote controlled helicopters, i was awnsering the phone with them flying round my head - at one point i actually said 'i'm sorry he can't come to the phone rite now he's landing his helicopter'
foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think the whole company is full of lunatics a hotel we have aswell, the receptionist and the chef were caught shagging on the roof of the hotel last saturday
Tom
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15th Feb 08 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He sound fun though, at least he aint a dull suit

I've had sex on a shed roof before

Not doing much to dispell my scally image am I

[Edited on 15-02-2008 by Tom]
foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's fun working here, never a dull moment it was funny when a supplier came for payment he didn't want to pay so he hid under his desk. all u could hear was - I know ure in there!!
Tom
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15th Feb 08 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sounds dodgy as fuck tbh, have you checked he's paying your tax
JM Curdy
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15th Feb 08 at 17:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like the best job ever
gavin18787
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15th Feb 08 at 17:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like a laugh tbh


BTW those remote controlled heli's are


We had a couple of the lil polystyrine ones in our office and were having dog fights with them


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foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah they are pretty cool till they hit u in the head when ure on the phone to a supplier! Ones broke now the other just flies in fast circles into the filing cabinets
radicalry00
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15th Feb 08 at 17:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How does the company actually make money? Sounds like a big piss about to me.
foxyk8t
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15th Feb 08 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We have two niteclubs a pub and a hotel - i work at the headoffice. The company is a bit crazy
Dom
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15th Feb 08 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

job sounds ace, where do you work?

 
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