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SteveoBC
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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Don't get this lemon thing


"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

bit of an old saying
JonnyJ
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Behr
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveoBC
quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Don't get this lemon thing


"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

bit of an old saying


Its a portal thing.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cave-johnson-combustible-lemons#.TkhWF0fpiSo
nathy_87
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So was Hitler fat aswell then?
nathy_87
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Bet there is one catch though.

Ojc
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Wtf
CORSA NUT
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Originally posted by Ojc
Wtf
Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by CORSA NUT
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Wtf
taylorboosh
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might buy one
CORSA NUT
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Just say they keep running away = infinite virgins
Sunz
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Will get one on finance.
Bmorgan1993
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Well at least they come with 12 months warrenty!
Phillips_91
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send her back under warrenty after the first fuck!
"excuse me this ones not a virgin!"
Bmorgan1993
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quote:
Originally posted by Phillips_91
send her back under warrenty after the first fuck!
"excuse me this ones not a virgin!"


beating the system
sc0ott
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What are the shipping, cargo, tax fees etc for buying an imported chick?
antnee
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mike56gte
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29th Mar 12 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^

[Edited on 29-03-2012 by mike56gte]
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nathy_87
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Sunz
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That's when Shelia's wheels was created.
stan_the_man
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fazza
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
Bet there is one catch though.

[img]http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/viet_virgins.jpg[img]


i had a dream about this last night, you can order twins
Jambo
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Oh and lol @ the $4.39 one
Russ
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i don't get it :E
Cavey
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They're playing monopoly on the log flume?

[Edited on 31-03-2012 by Cavey]

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