swedge
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Registered: 3rd Sep 07
Location: Hawick,scotland drives: 1.4 sri corsa
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My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Sir Paul McCartney when recently interviewed, was asked to consider, whether in the light of all his marital difficulties, would he ever consider going down on one knee again. Sir Paul responded " i would prefer it if you would refer to my wife as Heather".
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