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Fonz
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23rd Jan 08 at 11:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Husband to wife:
We should start washing your knickers in Slim fast it night make your fat arse thinner.

next day he puts his pants on and they are covered in power.
he says to his wife did you put talc poweder in them?

No she replied, its fucking "miracle grow"





little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday. His Dad said "we'd get you 1 but our mortgage is £80k and your Mum has lost her job"

The next day Patrick is seen walking out the house with suitcase packed in his arms. His Dad, obviously asked where his son is going

Patrick replied "i walked past your room last night and heard you tell Mum you were pulling out, then I heard Mum said she was coming too." I'm not staying here with just me on my own with an £80k mortgage and no fucking bike!!
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at the second one
eastend
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Jambo
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2nd one fucking lol!
DYL
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lol

I have one...

You must have been very strong when you was a baby

































to climb out of the test tube.

[Edited on 23-01-2008 by DYL]
RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by DYL
lol

I have one...

You must have been very strong when you was a baby

































to climb out of the test tube.

[Edited on 23-01-2008 by DYL]




dan_c4rsa
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Superman was flying over a nudist beach one afternoon, when he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing, wriggling about and seemingly rubbing oils into her privates, which was sexy as hell.

Being faster than a speeding bullet he decides that he can screw her quick
without her knowing. So he swoops down, shags her, and potters off within two seconds.

Wonder Woman jumps up
and says "My God! What the hell was that!"

And then with a pain filled groan, The Invisable Man replies "I don't know darling, but my arse fucking hurts."

 
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