dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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that you've ever woken up still drunk?
this-morning i woke up still blotto with my head lodged between the rail of a rowing machine and the floor, with one foot stuck in a bin, and the rest of me being used as a cushion by some lass.
I dont really know how i got into that position as i'd have trouble when sober.
Beats my last one of waking up on a trampoline the other side of town i was meant to be purely for the contortion factor........ 
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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porch of my parents old house  Keys in door, door wide open, sick everywhere 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Field / Phonebox are about the most impressive tbh.
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foxyk8t
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Truro - Cornwall
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on a sofa bed the morning after a house party next to a fat guy - i was fully clothed for the record
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
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Was at my mates party fair few months back.. woke up 5-6miles away in another mates house. Strange thing was apparently we walked 
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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a beach, with cat footprints on my back
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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woke up in someone elses apartment whilst on holiday and no one was there and i had the key 
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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In the raised flower bed of the hotel at the front, at about 9ish after half the hotel had walked past for breakfast.
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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Ive never done anything like that... deprived
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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my bed
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Went to Ibiza back n 05. Was walking back to my hotel when I spotted a lido on the beach so I had a kip on that. Ended up waking up in a boat in the harbour havent got a clue ho I got there
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Hugging my mates toilet with her old man standing above me looking most unimpressed.
It was also the first time I'd been to her house.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Oh and the changing rooms at our local Ice Rink. I was underage, and was so chuffed I got into the venue I got fucking plastered. They refused to let me leave incase any cops were outside. So they stuck me in the MK Lightning dressing room. I was fucking confused when I woke up
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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dozy cunt
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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AndyKent
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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Like the way they wouldn't let you leave
Haven't been there for years, proper dump
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Yeah I can't say I was happy about that.
They were more bothered about being fined
And yes, proper fucking dump. It was a triple 18th Birthday party and my mate is an Ice Hockey player.
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marklaruk
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Registered: 4th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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before i can get that drunk i puke it out 
the worst ive been is wodering around the city centre on a very cold raining night and i didnt have a clue what to do... i couldnt think to phone anyone or get a taxi home.
ended up pissing inside a shopping centre and my bro rang me that night and rescued me.
think it was the cold that did it tbh
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Mike GSi
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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In my bath, on the local skate park , and fell asleep completely starkers on the Loo
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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In the toilets of the local club an hour after closing time. Only woken up by a cleaner banging on the door. Had to unlock the doors to let me onto the street.
Next to the waltzers at the fair (that was yearrrrsss ago)
At some girls place which was about 30 miles from anywhere. Woke up on the living room floor. Then after 30 minutes of trying to figure out where the fuck i was, my mate walked in and hed hooked up with the girl and didnt wanna leave me on my own so she said i could come too but had to sleep in the living room haha. Still makes me cringe
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csweatherston
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Registered: 16th Jan 06
Location: Devon
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cheltnahm..with no memeory from the night before (when i lived in devon)
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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grave yard / church - behind a cross...
I was crawling home, unable to walk, got about half way, and saw a church, grass was soft, I lay down...
When I woke up I was staring up at a big church tower and a tombstone then realised I'd lay down in a grave yard
still felt like shit tho.
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Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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I fell asleep on the club doorstep.....
Then after my mate rescued me i fell asleep with my head out of his window on the A55
Worst night ever drinking, it was scary how drunk we got that night, look at the state of me and alex here
Alex seconds after he threw his guts up
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Top of a bus stop
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Seany
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Registered: 13th Dec 06
Location: Dunfermline, Fife : Drives Astra cdti Sri
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well i woke up ths morning after beng out last night, woke up in a strange bed with just my boxers n. i felt something on my chest and found an arm followed by something cupping my balls strange i thought i never seen the missus last nite, so i look over and its my mate fucking comatosed(sp) cuddling in to me feelin me up  a sharp dig in the ribs sorted him out
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