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Author If you want some stress, GOTO TESCOS
Steve
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19th Dec 07 at 12:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This place is like idiot central seriously, lips were almost flying everywhere.

To start with just driving in you have idiots pulling out without looking, then you find a space.

Trying to grab a simple sandwich, and some bint with a pushchair cleverly mirrors your every move, so you cant get to the bloody things.

So you get your sarnie eventually, grab the rest of the stuff then goto pay. Express self service checkouts? where did they conjure up lies like "express"?

Iv never seen a bunch of dithering idiots in all my life, some bloke buy two packs of nappies decides to pay for it all in 1p's, so spends about 15 minutes putting the bloody money into the thing, another idiot decides it takes 30 seconds to scan one item and put it in a bag.

So you get to your turn eventually, and scan your shit in a record 1minute 31 seconds. but your stress isnt over there, no upon leaving the carpark, you get even more morons pulling out on you. It was like the bloody truman show, i wasnt allowed to leave tescos
Tommy L
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ok
willay
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oh to be you for a day steve.
Marc
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Did any lips hit or kiss you or did you manage to dodge the flying body parts?
Steve
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seriously you lot are 4th on my list

[Edited on 19-12-2007 by Steve]
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FEEL MY PAIN
willay
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we should make you a blog/livejournal to write this shit.
Tommy L
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what did i do
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Try taking acid, then doing it again..I guarantee is a whole lot more fun
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lips will be flying everywhere in this thread
Tom
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Two words:

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Steve
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your 3rd on the list tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
lips will be flying everywhere in this thread


prepare your lips for some flying.
Tommy L
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am i 4th? and whats this list you speak about?
Tom
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People he's going to hunt down AND kiss under the mistletoe
Ben G
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i was alright the other day when i went in. still loads of twats buying 500 quids worth of shopping, silly really.
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19th Dec 07 at 12:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
didnt realise you could get nipple pumps from tescos
willay
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personal attack
Dan295
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
FEEL MY PAIN


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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
personal attack


what you talking about willay
Jambo
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Last time i went to tescos some bloke didnt look pulled out on me, i swerved into other lane to avoid him, cunt.

last time i went to asdas some chav in an Mg attempted a burnout. Cock
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Sounds fun.

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Steve
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happens normally when i goto maccies
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Last time i went to tescos some bloke didnt look pulled out on me, i swerved into other lane to avoid him, cunt.

last time i went to asdas some chav in an Mg attempted a burnout. Cock


Serves you right, you should've grown out of cruising jambo
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THE WORLD IS ENDING

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