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drunkenfool
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15th Dec 07 at 11:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
as the thread sebject says, really!
drunkenfool
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and no sex swings please lads, she's happy with the one she has
Marc
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15th Dec 07 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sex slide?
Butler
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Two tickets to the gun show
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Sex slide?


FLOL What an image i have in my head now
16V_1600
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Purple dye?
Superlite Ltd.
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.



I told you about that game of charades a few years ago, right?
Superlite Ltd.
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she pissed herself during charades?
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bigdan
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buy her a watch maybe ? or a clock, old people love clocks
Superlite Ltd.
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omg do not put granny into google images without the filter on
baza31
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all grans drink sherry

if they dont they aint a "proper" gran IMO and should be turfed into a nursing home
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.


she pissed herself during charades?


I made her laugh so much her age-weakened fanny flaps gave up
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
omg put granny into google images without the filter on


Sick, Ed
Superlite Ltd.
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thats hot
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by bigdan
buy her a watch maybe ? or a clock, old people love clocks


Thats not actually a bad idea!
Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
omg do not put granny into google images without the filter on

You obviously did that hoping to find filth
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
omg do not put granny into google images without the filter on

You obviously did that hoping to find filth


BUSTED
Craig W
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Clock is a bad idea, it's like a countdown to their death for them.
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Clock is a bad idea, it's like a countdown to their death for them.


Nah man, just lets them know how long it is till their next game of bridge!
Marc
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Every clock is a countdown to death!
bigdan
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why not a pamper day at a top notch spa ?

get 2 tickets and give 1 to your mam or somthing

[Edited on 15-12-2007 by bigdan]
Ally
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tin of shortbread, marks and spencer voucher
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
tin of shortbread, marks and spencer voucher


But i actually like my gran?

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