Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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An older woman takes an innocent lad home for sex. she says she wants to try the 69 position, the lad puzzles asks what is that?
the woman explains that he puts his head between her legs and she does the same to him.
once in position she farts....she says sorry, lets start again but she farts again. the lad gets up and starts to get dressed. What are you doing the woman asks.
i'm not hanging around for another fucking 67 of them!!!
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Aaron
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morpheus22
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 .....sorry
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Dan295
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lolzer
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Ash_EP3
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Not bad Fonz!
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Tom
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Terrible
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deano87
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I lol'd.
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
Terrible
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