Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and nonchalantly hands it back to her.
Oh dear, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you", she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by
drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next day, she cooks him a gourmet meal. It was fantastic. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
Wait for it. .
It's coming. .
She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye"
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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sorry but this joke is totally wrong..
ginger's are not attractive! therefore the guy couldn't have been checking her out, thus meaning this could never happen 
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Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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old and still terrible
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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aim1
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Registered: 26th Jun 06
Location: Kent
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+1
[Edited on 19-11-2007 by aim1]
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bigdan
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Registered: 4th Jan 07
Location: Jarrow (Newcastle)
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Huwsi
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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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FLOL!
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