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Robbo
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15th Nov 07 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On the Jimmy Carr Stand Up! DVD... some of them are fkn hilarious... there was this fit blonde bird on there who goes "I had to split up with my boyf cos we were incomparible, see Im a leo and hes a cunt"

I thought it was brilliant

[Edited on 15-11-2007 by Robbo]
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I've asked for his 'Live' and 'Comedian' DVD's for Christmas.

So, if you bought the box set, it'd say 'Live' 'Stand up' 'Comedian'.
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15th Nov 07 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yep lol, said hes gonna call the next one 'on tour'

Live stand up comedian on tour
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The dyslexic getaway driver was meant to meet his people at HSBC, he spent 20 minutes sat outised BHS lol:
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Has he got 3 out now? Got the first two but need the new one.
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Yeah 3rd one is just out now.
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an easy present for my nan to get me then
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She said she's getting you fuck all coz your an arse
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Has he got 3 out now? Got the first two but need the new one.
Yep, "Comedian"
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
She said she's getting you fuck all coz your an arse


She probably did, daft old bitch.
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Theres been a lot of talk about genetic engineering I was wondering, is it wrong to breed piglets specifically for the purposes of weaning paedophiles off babies, only I'm thinking of starting a company called "They'll squeal, but not to the cops".
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16th Nov 07 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They did half of this on Radio 1 the other morning.

Sooo funny
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"Gods cool with gays though isnt he? Otherwise he'd have sent downa plague to wipe them all out..."

 
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