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strick206
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22nd Oct 07 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you cant question gerrards ability he is a brilliant player, but this season he has off the field issues, knocking that lad over,

i guess the shagging around comment is just banter
mooney
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Originally posted by DR11
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Originally posted by mooney
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Originally posted by DR11
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Originally posted by CR7
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Originally posted by DR11
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Originally posted by Tom
he'll score one from 40 yards



If he can do that why cant he score a sitter for England?


Because his mrs is banging mr liverpool at the min, and his head's not there


But his head is 'there' enough to impliment a piece of intelligent play to win a penalty?


intelligent play? you mean dive
he's a good player but very over rated, not just in a red shirt when he plays for england, he might score a good goal once a season but dont think he plays intelligent football, ask rafa thats why he brought him off


I think you are incredibly thick and have missed the point that myself and CR7 where making.


i couldn't give two fucks what you think, its not my fault you cant admit it was a dive outside the box,
liverpool won the match, there's nothing that can take that away so why lie?
gerrard pulled hibberts shirt first so we should of had a free kick
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Because he didn't dive and i'm pretty sure he didnt know whether he was in the box or not when he got knee'd
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handbags.....

Im not lieing, its my opinion that it looked like a pen. Its your opinion that it wasnt. However, your view is biased and mine, being an Arsenal fan, is not.
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22nd Oct 07 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

there's definately a dad joke in here somewhere, rooney, mooney, pants down, everton
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22nd Oct 07 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shouldn't you be out robbing stereos or somethin
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Originally posted by mooney
shouldn't you be out robbing stereos or somethin


fpmsl Get a grip mate and fuck off.
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Knew there was something I had to do between dry humping your mum and your sister, where did you leave your car today?
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dirk kuyt sometimes plays at the golf course im a member of,

might do a 2 footed challenge on him and say there was no real intent

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Knew there was something I had to do between dry humping your mum and your sister, where did you leave your car today?

its outside my house come and get it
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Yeah go for it, maybe your ability to read the game really well and swallow good reffing decisions will stand you in good stead to be on the same pitch as kuyt one day? Or maybe you'll try and do it at the golf course and get arrested without knowing why it wasn't just a red card.
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and you wonder where the name 'Bitters' comes from
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tom you must be anorexic with the amount of shit thats pouring out your mouth
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tom you must be anorexic with the amount of shit thats pouring out your mouth


that would be bulimic actually.
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tom you must be anorexic with the amount of shit thats pouring out your mouth


Just coming down to your level, doesn't seem much point in putting a valid response back to you when you just come back with typical random blue nose insults that bear little relevance to the subject
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You mean you being an anorexic (bulimic is what he meant), car radio stealing scouser isnt relavent Tom?
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It's very relevant to stevie g's apparent dive yes.
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You mean you being an anorexic (bulimic is what he meant), car radio stealing scouser isnt relavent Tom?


bulima is an eating disorder and psychological condition in which the subject engages in recurrent binge eating followed by feelings of guilt, depression, and self-condemnation
so unless he was making himself sick for supporting liverpool its anorexia
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It's very relevant to stevie g's apparent dive yes.


At a guess I would say you were running away from the cops, radio in your swag bag, saw a reflection of yourself as you took a shortcut through a blue shed with some grass in the middle of it, it made you sick as a few 1000 people could see your fat self so you made yourself sick - which then caused Gerrard to slip (aka dive) and be awarded a pen?
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Controversial referee Mark Clattenburg has been relieved of Premier League duties this weekend.

Clattenburg made a number of high profile decisions durng Saturday's derby that left Everton's fans, players and manager highly frustrated.

He awarded a penalty to Liverpool's Steven Gerrard, sent off Tony Hibbert, failed to punish a dangerous Dirk Kuyt challenge and turned down two penalty shouts for fouls on Joleon Lescott.

Now the Professional Game Match Board, the body that appointes referees, have decided the north-east official is best off away from the action this weekend.

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Originally posted by Cosmo
You mean you being an anorexic (bulimic is what he meant), car radio stealing scouser isnt relavent Tom?


bulima is an eating disorder and psychological condition in which the subject engages in recurrent binge eating followed by feelings of guilt, depression, and self-condemnation
so unless he was making himself sick for supporting liverpool its anorexia


You were implying that shit was coming out of his mouth...bulimics make themselves sick, anorexics tend to prevent themselves from eating rather than eating and then being sick.
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Controversial referee Mark Clattenburg has been relieved of Premier League duties this weekend.

Clattenburg made a number of high profile decisions durng Saturday's derby that left Everton's fans, players and manager highly frustrated.

He awarded a penalty to Liverpool's Steven Gerrard, sent off Tony Hibbert, failed to punish a dangerous Dirk Kuyt challenge and turned down two penalty shouts for fouls on Joleon Lescott.

Now the Professional Game Match Board, the body that appointes referees, have decided the north-east official is best off away from the action this weekend.




I find the fact you lost funnier personally
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bulimics dont eat shit, so they wont throw up shit,
i was implying that he is very thin because there is a lot of shit coming out of him
so diarrhea is a possibility
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Originally posted by mooney
bulimics dont eat shit, so they wont throw up shit,
i was implying that he is very thin because there is a lot of shit coming out of him
so diarrhea is a possibility


actually you said he must be anorexic which in no way is to do with shit coming out of his mouth. Anyway, this has as much relavence as your other comments so will leave it there.

Fact is you lost. Gerrard went down in the box and a pen was given. Your two pen shouts werent given. Gerrard's missus isnt shagging some ginger (which would make him an Evertonian no doubt) scouse drug lord and you are full of shit.
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who said he was ginger?

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