Steve
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when your getting some fuel at a local petrol station that also has a small shop selling basic items, someone decides its the right place to do there fucking weekly shop, the queue gets bigger as they have to scan there shit, then they fumble about in there purse for 10 minutes, then they decide they dont want something, then another 5 mins to remember there pin, the queue gets bigger
the end
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drax
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Just run up to the front, kick them in the ass.
Then proceed to pay as usual
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Nath
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Even more so when you have to pay through that shitty little window thing rather than going in the shop. You get some clown in front getting the dimwit shop assistant wandering all round the shop for some shit or other.
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Cosmo
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Ive been behind someone like this. Went the front, told the guy Ive put a tenner in and handed him a $10 note and left.
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Robin
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I find it more annoying when you have no change, you've gone a penny over £20 and they don't have a penny tray, and they won't let you off the penny, so you have to stand around for fucking ages like a mug because the cashier is a dumb bitch.
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Robin
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
Even more so when you have to pay through that shitty little window thing rather than going in the shop. You get some clown in front getting the dimwit shop assistant wandering all round the shop for some shit or other.
Yeah, but that's hilarious
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Cosmo
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your the dumb bitch for not getting it dead on £20.
dumb bitch.
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Steve
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wtf
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Robin
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
your the dumb bitch for not getting it dead on £20.
dumb bitch.
I'm going to blame the pump, like all bad workmen
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fir3vip3r
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i had some dopey cunt the other day park at the only fucking free pump to go and get some fucking milk... felt like ramming my car into the fat bitches head...
petrol stations are full of cunts
[Edited on 26-09-2007 by fir3vip3r]
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
quote: Originally posted by Nath
Even more so when you have to pay through that shitty little window thing rather than going in the shop. You get some clown in front getting the dimwit shop assistant wandering all round the shop for some shit or other.
Yeah, but that's hilarious
Not when you need a piss and it's January.
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Robin
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No, true. It's funny if it's you making the bloke walk 17 times around the shop though.
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Lawrah
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
quote: Originally posted by Robin
quote: Originally posted by Nath
Even more so when you have to pay through that shitty little window thing rather than going in the shop. You get some clown in front getting the dimwit shop assistant wandering all round the shop for some shit or other.
Yeah that gets right anoying..and they always pick the wrong shit up
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
No, true. It's funny if it's you making the bloke walk 17 times around the shop though.
Yeah I'll give you that.
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Ian
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I've never ever once been asked for anything if I go over and none of my friends have either.
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drax
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No brown bread,
Brown bread,...
Two words... first word sounds like ....
..Brown...
..No thats diesel oil..
... Whats that? Weetabix, yes ok.. that will do, no its fine ill just spread some marmite on it or something..
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Andrew
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I've only ever asked to buy some milk over those little windows once. Was desperate for a cup of tea when i got back from holiday. Took the guy 20 minutes to work out what i was after Never again!
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willay
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telling the guy through the window (who doesn't understand much english) that you want a bag of flaming hot monster munch never gets you far
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Aaron
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive been behind someone like this. Went the front, told the guy Ive put a tenner in and handed him a $10 note and left.
In America yeah?
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by Aj.
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive been behind someone like this. Went the front, told the guy Ive put a tenner in and handed him a $10 note and left.
In America yeah?
Either that or Cosmo is being true to his scouse roots
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Demo
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
when your getting some fuel at a local petrol station that also has a small shop selling basic items, someone decides its the right place to do there fucking weekly shop, the queue gets bigger as they have to scan there shit, then they fumble about in there purse for 10 minutes, then they decide they dont want something, then another 5 mins to remember there pin, the queue gets bigger
the end
agreed steve this is very fucking annoying
however, its not as annoying as people who pay by card in tesco petrol station but actually go into the kiosk rather than using the pay at the pump option. wtf is the point in that. i really cant get my head around it
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Daimo B
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I pulled in on the bike today, theres 4 lanes of pumps (pumps either side) so thats 8 possible pumps. All have diesel.
Came out the shop, some bloke in a van hard parked right next to my bike (facing the other way too) and reached for the pump. Which meant i had to ride through the fuel pipe as h'e cut me off.
I just looked at him and said "of all the f-ing pumps to stop at, why the hell did you stop at this one???? Commen sense anyone???"
Oh oh oh sorry mate, i'll move??
Ok, but still, why not just stop at another pump in the f-ing first place... Durrrrrrr
He got in his van and moved out the way.
Muppet. I laughed.
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Steve
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he probably saw you and feared for his ass tbh
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