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Tom
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16th Aug 07 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bit of a funny one, something that got blown out of proportion:

Was out with a few mates last friday and one of my mates who is in love with this fat hoe called gemma (which is not recipricated btw), he was winding me up about not doing too well with the ladies of late ( ) for ages and ages. This gemma phoned a girl we were out with and I started winding him up saying that she wasn't into him and how he couldn;t even pull a fat mouse etc (quite drunk) and he saw his ass big time

Anyways he's gone and told her what I said, which was in all honesty was a bit of banter between the boys etc (everyone else can see the funny side although it was a bit close to the bone). She's seen her ass cos' of the way he's put it across like I was being serious, anyway just about to go the pub (she's one of the locals, as am I) and probably get an earful.

What should I say, I don't wana do grovelling tbh
Whittie
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16th Aug 07 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just don't dig a hole for yourself, say you were drunk, its an easy option
Tom
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16th Aug 07 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes there's no easy way out is there

chris-sri
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16th Aug 07 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

As above just say you're sorry and that you were pissed up and only messing about. Don't grovell if she can't accept the apology then there's not a lot else you can do.
Tom
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16th Aug 07 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gonna shift some of the blame his way aswell cheeky bastard dropping me in it, he must have it bad
bigdan
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16th Aug 07 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tell her you were trying to put him off her because your into the whole big mommma size
pdwhelan
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16th Aug 07 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Deny it!
chris-sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
gonna shift some of the blame his way aswell cheeky bastard dropping me in it, he must have it bad


Yeah I thought that. Definate breach of pub rules there.
Tom
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16th Aug 07 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I would rather lick sick off my own foot tbh

Yes was in my mates (not pub) house but it's still a breach of rulage

bigdan
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16th Aug 07 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

say you never said the sort hes trying to stir shit up
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16th Aug 07 at 18:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pics of Gemma?

nik
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16th Aug 07 at 19:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Offer her a big bag of pork scratchins'
Superlite Ltd.
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
Offer her a big bag of pork scratchins'


Doug
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16th Aug 07 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He was obviously just trying to suck up to her to get in her pants....

I would have words with him and re-consider 'mate' status with him!

Bros before hoes.... (saying works better if you are actuall brothers)
Brett
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16th Aug 07 at 21:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
how he couldn;t even pull a fat mouse




Jules
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16th Aug 07 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If she's fat she's fat - unless she has some of those fairground mirrors in her house then she'll fucking well know she's fat aswell.
Say to her that if she doesn't want to be called fat behind her back then she should lay of the pies, get off her fat, sweaty arse and do some exercise - then she might also get a bit of cock.

wtfpwnzor her in the local! Dooooo it!!
C2RL R
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17th Aug 07 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its a bit late now but i would say "well its true isn't it?".
RyanSxi
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what happened then?
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say sorry.

 
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