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Kurt
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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is Five Feet ten inches, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

Tommy L
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the kids

[Edited on 08-08-2007 by corsa_tomtom]
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sausages
eskiboy
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meat???
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meat
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dam you eski
Kurt
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quote:
Originally posted by eskiboy
meat???


winner, that didnt last very long
Tommy L
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think he should weigh the kids tbh.
eskiboy
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and my prize is???????????????/
Tommy L
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kurt can i give him sexy time as a prize?

[Edited on 08-08-2007 by corsa_tomtom]
Tommy
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Was gonna say meat
Tommy
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Heres one

The person that makes me, doesnt want me, the person that buys me doesnt use me, and the person that uses me cant see me, what am i ?
Tommy L
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walking stick
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Coffin?
Kurt
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
kurt can i give him sexy time as a prize?

[Edited on 08-08-2007 by corsa_tomtom]


sure
Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
kurt can i give him sexy time as a prize?

[Edited on 08-08-2007 by corsa_tomtom]


sure

done
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quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
Coffin
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coffin is correct
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What if you buy your own coffin though?
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Then ure a freak and the riddle dont work
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Here;s a riddle,

In some parts of the world an ancient invention is still being used that grants humans the ability to see through walls. What is it ?
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When I was six, I watched my Aunt Enid kill a spider. many years later, I realised it was not a spider, but it was my Uncle Harold...
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Here;s a riddle,

In some parts of the world an ancient invention is still being used that grants humans the ability to see through walls. What is it ?



Window.

That was hard
CorsAsh
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Now go and get laid.
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I'm a bastard, I know

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