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Author Items pinched from Police Station!(horrendous joke thread )
Blade_sri
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30th Jul 07 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Earlier on today someone broke into the local police station and stole all the toilet seats....

Police say they have nothing to go on!



Later in the afternoon the police sniffer dog went missing....

Police say they're following leads!



Right! That's the bad joke thread started - lets see some more howlers!


[Edited on 30-07-2007 by Blade_sri]
Whittie
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30th Jul 07 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That is appauling
Jules
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30th Jul 07 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Please take your mobile phone and flush it down the toilet, unplug your PC, lock all your doors, close all your curtains and sit in a dark room - on your own - until you've had time to think about what you've done.



















































P.S. This ISN'T a joke
Mather.16v
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30th Jul 07 at 16:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
poor but made me laugh
Blade_sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Please take your mobile phone and flush it down the toilet, unplug your PC, lock all your doors, close all your curtains and sit in a dark room - on your own - until you've had time to think about what you've done.



















































P.S. This ISN'T a joke
Tommy L
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30th Jul 07 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gosh, they were terrible
mattk
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30th Jul 07 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats the fastest milk????















pasturEYES
mattk
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30th Jul 07 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
whats the fastest milk????















pasturEYES (pasturised)
Eck
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30th Jul 07 at 16:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This should be re-named the horrendous joke thread
nik
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30th Jul 07 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Knock knock
CorsAsh
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30th Jul 07 at 17:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What goes HA HA BONK?

A man laughing his head off.
CorsAsh
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30th Jul 07 at 17:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who's there Nik?
nik
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Doctor
Robin
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30th Jul 07 at 17:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Come in.
CorsAsh
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Really? Who's ill?
will_ainsworth
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doctor... what
nik
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ding dong

 
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