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Author Quality Comeback's when chat up line's go wrong!
Paul_J
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Location: London
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you
in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you
go.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there
calls you a fat minger.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck
me off just yet

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your
arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of
chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat
in those pants.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum
while your dad watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you
fat slapper.



[Edited on 23-07-2007 by Paul_J]
Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat
in those pants.
pdwhelan
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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
those are fucking awesome!
All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat
in those pants.




That reminds me of Sid the Sexist only his comeback line is:
"sorry love, what I actually said was 'what are you going to do for a face when Godzilla wants his arse back?'"
Jake
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think i'd stutter if i tried saying some of those
Bram
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your
arse.


[Edited on 23-07-2007 by Paul_J]


Classy!
Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat
in those pants.




Haha
Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man: You're pretty
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you
fat slapper.

LMFAO
IndyKalsey
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Registered: 26th Oct 06
Location: Manor Park, East London
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^ Classic !
Haimsey
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Man: You're pretty
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you
fat slapper.

LMFAO




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Liam
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Location: Stafford
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23rd Jul 07 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
Man: You're pretty
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you
fat slapper.


Gareth
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Location: Derby, Drives: EVO VIII MR & pug 308
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23rd Jul 07 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pure class
dazavich
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Registered: 27th Sep 06
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24th Jul 07 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Awesome mate
Matt L
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24th Jul 07 at 10:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its a good job no ones in the office at the moment
mikeef
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24th Jul 07 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat
in those pants.
deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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24th Jul 07 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bram
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your
arse.


[Edited on 23-07-2007 by Paul_J]


Classy!

My favourite.
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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24th Jul 07 at 11:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Liam
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
Man: You're pretty
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you
fat slapper.


N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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24th Jul 07 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They're all well class!
si_reading
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gavin18787
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24th Jul 07 at 18:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ROFL

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Whittie
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Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Tommy
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24th Jul 07 at 21:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man: Did it hurt ?
Woman: What, when i fell from the heavens ?.
Man: No when u hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

 
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