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Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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13th Jul 07 at 15:27

I'm joining the army

Filled all my paperwork out and done my entry tests. I'm going to be a pioneer

I'll be starting my training soon. I smoke about 20 cigs a day so i'm gonna die

I've been given a fitness plan before i start the training. Basically, if i go by the sheet i have to run 2 miles every other day and do as many sit up's, press up's and pull up's as i can do. I dont run! I cant or my heart feels like its gonna stop

Anyway, i'll be a private in the Royal Logistics Corps.

Wish me luck

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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13th Jul 07 at 15:28

Keeeeeeeeeef, your bumhole is about to expand.

[Edited on 13-07-2007 by Whittie]

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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13th Jul 07 at 15:29

Its beyond me whay anyone would want to join the army

Tommy L

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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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13th Jul 07 at 15:31

TheCam

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Registered: 16th Mar 07
Location: Kirkcaldy
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13th Jul 07 at 15:32

goodluck.. sounds like your gonni need it

Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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13th Jul 07 at 15:33

Whittie - It already has

Colin - I get all my driving licences paid for and i get to pick a trade i want to do as a pioneer.

Satnav - Yes

Jamie

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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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13th Jul 07 at 15:33

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Its beyond me whay anyone would want to join the army

All else fails join the forces / polis

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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13th Jul 07 at 15:34

Couldn't pay all the money in China to join the British Army

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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13th Jul 07 at 15:34

quote:
Originally posted by Kif
Whittie - It already has

Colin - I get all my driving licences paid for and i get to pick a trade i want to do as a pioneer.

Satnav - Yes

& get shot & by the turbanators & killed while your at it??? Great

Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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13th Jul 07 at 15:36

quote:
Originally posted by J-Me

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Its beyond me whay anyone would want to join the army

All else fails join the forces / polis

Not true tbh. I aint a bum cos i'm joining. I want to be able to travel, learn a trade for when i come out and its a steady income with little bills to pay so i'll have lots of money to spend on whatever i want.

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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13th Jul 07 at 15:41

Its not a job, its a way of life, my mate joined 10 years ago when he was 16 & ive seen him about 7 times when hes been on leave. He lives in England now at one of the bases.

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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13th Jul 07 at 15:50

I say fair play to you mate, in life these days there are too many easy walks of life for people, i wish i had the bollox to do it - i wudnt last 5 mins

Ally

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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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13th Jul 07 at 15:53

Good for you

MP's for me

c20let

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Registered: 25th Jun 05
Location: Aberdeenshire Drives: VXR Astravan,Evo 9GT,mr2 tbo
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13th Jul 07 at 15:59

assed

Matt H

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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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13th Jul 07 at 17:32

Private Pyle

Jules

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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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13th Jul 07 at 17:35

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Its not a job, its a way of life, my mate joined 10 years ago when he was 16 & ive seen him about 7 times when hes been on leave. He lives in England now at one of the bases.

At least something good had come out of it then!

willay

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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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13th Jul 07 at 17:36

good for you kif, i hope it goes well

pdwhelan

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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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13th Jul 07 at 17:36

Good luck with it, i too wanted to be in the army when i was 16ish but i have quite bad asthma. Was thinkng about the TA but its not cool enough lol.

If i had the choice to be in the services though i would chose to be a marine/comando rather than be in the army!

nik

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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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14th Jul 07 at 16:08

Good luck with it, I'm with Colin but without people like you we'd be in trouble

All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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14th Jul 07 at 16:13

Nice work there private.

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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14th Jul 07 at 16:31

shoulda joined the marines you pussy

morpheus22

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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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14th Jul 07 at 16:34

i shall send you some lube over kif

John

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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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14th Jul 07 at 17:25

quote:
Originally posted by Jules

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Its not a job, its a way of life, my mate joined 10 years ago when he was 16 & ive seen him about 7 times when hes been on leave. He lives in England now at one of the bases.

At least something good had come out of it then!

Thats worse than being shot in the knee tbf imho.

R Lee

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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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15th Jul 07 at 00:35

quote:
Originally posted by John

Thats worse than being shot in the knee tbf imho.

its funny because its true...

oh...

mav

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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15th Jul 07 at 00:39

ARMY ARMY good luck.....................

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