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drunkenfool

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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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27th Jun 07 at 19:51

ed moved his car out of the parking space opposite our house so i could put my car there so the tow hook is easily accessible for the car to be towed away in the morning. Me and ed were in the middle of the road trying to push the corsa up the hill a bit so we could roll it in reverse into the parking space (cos no reverse gear and throttle cable is broken, so we coudlnt reverse it) then this twat for down the road in an A3 drives straight past us struggling to push the corsa up the road, and into the space.
I went iover and asked very politely if he would mind letting me use the space for the night cos my car is broken, i got no reverse or accelerator, and the tow truck needs to access it in the morning for it to be taken to the garage, and he refused to move it. He was a proper wanker about it, and was all like "no, where am i gonna park my car?" and there were loads of other places around, im so fucking angry!!

I dont understand why some people are such wankers for no reason!
Theres 3 of us that live at my place and we all have cars, but one goes on the drive and the other 2 go on the pavement next to the drive. Im gonna make sure we ALWAYS use that parking space now even if the drive is empty, just to piss off that guy

[Edited on 27-06-2007 by drunkenfool]

pdwhelan

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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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27th Jun 07 at 19:53

piss on his car door's tbh!

Rob_Lee

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Registered: 9th Dec 05
Location: Folkestone Drives: Nova 1.6 16v
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27th Jun 07 at 19:54

Poo under the handles

pdwhelan

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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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27th Jun 07 at 19:54

quote:
Originally posted by Rob_Lee
Poo under the handles

Even better

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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27th Jun 07 at 19:55

hate people like that - block him in with yours mate - then say u cant move it

drunkenfool

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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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27th Jun 07 at 20:04

quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
hate people like that

Just no need for it is there?! He must be so miserable all the time being such an asshole, id never speak to anyone like that for no reason when they asked me politely to move my car for a good reason! Grrrrr

pdwhelan

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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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27th Jun 07 at 20:08

will he car be there all night untill the morning?

If it is, have the tow truck tow the cunts car away

it would obviously be a "mistake"

VegasPhil

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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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27th Jun 07 at 20:11

You told the tow truck guy the car was in the space right?

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold

Aaron

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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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27th Jun 07 at 20:11

Find out his phone number and advertise his car for sale for a stupidly low price

i'm still waiting for an oppertunity to use this gag for my self

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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27th Jun 07 at 20:29

just block it in with yours.

gavin18787

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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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27th Jun 07 at 20:31

Buy a shitter and leave it blocking his in and deny all knowledge of whos it is

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

Rob

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Registered: 9th Jul 01
Location: hull
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27th Jun 07 at 21:43

If there was loads of other spaces around, why didn't you just use one of them?

drunkenfool

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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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27th Jun 07 at 22:02

cos i cant get up onto the raised kerbs with the bodykit, plus with no reverse or accelerator, it would have been even harder to push the car into the right place. Plus that space has the best access for the people to be able to get to the towing hook in the morning.

Ian

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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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27th Jun 07 at 23:25

Where are you towing the car to?

Tell him you've changed your mind and you want your Audi taking there instead.

[Edited on 27-06-2007 by Ian]

taty

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Registered: 18th Apr 07
Location: Berwick-upon-Tweed, Northumberland
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27th Jun 07 at 23:44

smash the car windows then empty 10l of paint in to the car

Jules

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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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28th Jun 07 at 06:23

Block his A3 in with your car (which he knows is immobile)
Fuck him - the twat

grogan

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Registered: 31st Jul 06
Location: County Durham
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28th Jun 07 at 07:32

shit under the handles is deffo the one, i've used it before!

Adam-D

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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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28th Jun 07 at 07:35

or just let one of his tyres down by undoing the valve core,

do this 1 a week till xmas.

andy1868

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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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28th Jun 07 at 08:19

in the future, when its a hot day and he has his window/sunroof open throw a flashbang into the car while he drives away. it'll have the desired effect

Daimo B

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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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28th Jun 07 at 08:22

I'd go with the let it get towed away.

Don't do anything to the car, it'll be obvious.

When he comes screaming and raving to you, jsut turn round and say "well, I told you my car was being picked up from that space, teh must have taken your car by accident as you were such an ar5ehole last night and wouldn 't move after I politley asked"

Cna't do nothing then

Then i'd send a poo parcel through the letterbox

FruitBooTeR

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Registered: 18th Jan 07
Location: Wolverhampton Drives: S15
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28th Jun 07 at 08:35

Did i miss something

thought you only got your car back the other day is it broke already

drunkenfool

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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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28th Jun 07 at 08:45

quote:
Originally posted by FruitBooTeR
Did i miss something thought you only got your car back the other day is it broke already

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=369007

pdwhelan

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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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28th Jun 07 at 14:01

quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
in the future, when its a hot day and he has his window/sunroof open throw a flashbang into the car while he drives away. it'll have the desired effect

this has to be the most random one!

andy1868

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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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28th Jun 07 at 14:03

its just something i've always dreamt of doing, throwing a flashbang at a group of people also would satisfy the need to see people wonder what the fuck was going on

Dan295

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Registered: 9th Oct 06
Location: London
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28th Jun 07 at 15:30

i would accidentally get his towed away tbh, see if the towtruck takes his away and if poss film it and post it up here

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