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AndyW

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27th Jun 07 at 13:02

My mate just text me he has had a crash in his new skoda!

Its a right mess, Jelly, butter cream and sponge everywhere!!!

[Edited on 27-06-2007 by AndyW]

Cosmo

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27th Jun 07 at 13:02

quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
My mate just tex tme he has had a crash in his new skoda!

Its a right mess, Jelly, ice cream and sponge everywhere!!!

is he a confectioner?

VegasPhil

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27th Jun 07 at 13:04

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topshot_2k

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27th Jun 07 at 13:05

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
My mate just tex tme he has had a crash in his new skoda!

Its a right mess, Jelly, ice cream and sponge everywhere!!!

is he a confectioner?

PMSL

Shane

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27th Jun 07 at 13:21

where on the car did they use icecream?

Ally

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27th Jun 07 at 13:22

Yes, where was the ice cream

SetH

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27th Jun 07 at 13:24

ROFL if your gonna invent a joke make it a bit more water tight

jay kay

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27th Jun 07 at 13:36

they used buttercream if thats what you meant

SetH

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27th Jun 07 at 13:39

i dont wanna hear what you use to lube up your ass!

Hammer

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27th Jun 07 at 13:42

I hate when folk start to pick plot holes in jokes, sucks the humour right out them

Cosmo

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27th Jun 07 at 13:50

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I hate when folk start to pick plot holes in jokes, sucks the humour right out them

For that to happen here it would of had to have had humour in it to begin with.

Hammer

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27th Jun 07 at 13:52

Yes Cosmo because confectioners are forever carting ice-cream and jelly about in their cars.

jay kay

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27th Jun 07 at 13:53

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
i dont wanna hear what you use to lube up your ass!

usually what comes out afterwards tbh

Cosmo

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27th Jun 07 at 13:59

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Yes Cosmo because confectioners are forever carting ice-cream and jelly about in their cars.

when doing deliveries or collecting stuff they might. yes.

Hammer

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27th Jun 07 at 14:02

In their refrigerated Skoda's.

jay kay

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27th Jun 07 at 14:04

the cake car was destroyed aftwards anyway

Cosmo

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27th Jun 07 at 14:07

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
In their refrigerated Skoda's.

I buy ice cream from the supermarket without using a refrigerated car.

Nath

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27th Jun 07 at 14:08

FFS Cosmo, your jokes are worse.

jay kay

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27th Jun 07 at 14:09

tbh we should have a Yo momma style face off to see who really is the best

Cosmo

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27th Jun 07 at 14:10

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
FFS Cosmo, your jokes are worse.

Snoop.

AndyW

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27th Jun 07 at 14:11

jeez it was a joke i got in a text and thought i would share it

boring fucks some of you

Cosmo

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27th Jun 07 at 14:12

quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
jeez it was a joke i got in a text and thought i would share it

boring fucks some of you

is he a confectioner though?

Nath

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27th Jun 07 at 14:13

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
FFS Cosmo, your jokes are worse.

Snoop.

T'was good.

Heinze wasn't.

AndyW

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27th Jun 07 at 14:14

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
jeez it was a joke i got in a text and thought i would share it

boring fucks some of you

is he a confectioner though?

no he is a bus driver

Cosmo

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27th Jun 07 at 14:15

quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
no he is a bus driver

Good job he crashed his Skoda then and not the bus.

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