Matt H
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Southern people are really becoming a problem. I've even heard rumors of people up north "doing the commute" & drinking kinds of coffee that I've never even heard of.
From what I understand doing the commute is almost as bad as doing crystal meth. Only the people on crystal meth don't talk about it as much as people doing the commute.
It needs to stop
So, lets straighten the south out, please add your ideas 
Congestion charge
I like the congestion charge, but its flawed. They charge people to get into London. They should charge people to LEAVE London, then we wouldn't be infected by as many of them & the problem would be contained.
Pronunciation charge
Everytime a word is pronounced incorrectly they will be charged. If they can't pay up then other punishments will be considered. Basically, learn how to talk properly or your aarrsseeee is graaaaass.
Mitigation charge
Men need to start being men again. A ban on mitigation with allow us to be once again red blooded, harsh, non scarf wearing bastards. Once a proud nation of soldiers who conquered the world, we are now boots meal deal buying fags with gentle queer fasion advisors as a concience. All HR consultants will be burned at the stake, whilst be all eat sausage rolls from Greggs.
Zero tolerance on this one. The longer we leave it the more mild mannerd they'll become
Please add more, they need our help 
[Edited on 17-06-2007 by Matt H]
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Steve
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you think people up north pronounce there words properly 
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burgess
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bulid a new hadrians wall just south of yorkshire would be a start!
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daz 16v
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
you think people up north pronounce there words properly
Yes
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
you think people up north pronounce there words properly
They spell them properly too.
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Robin
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I like greggs sausage rolls.
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Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I like greggs sausage rolls.
Vegetable pastie for me 
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Nick-S
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Marshall
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i suggest a cull 
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Danny P
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Mitigation charge
Men need to start being men again. A ban on mitigation with allow us to be once again red blooded, harsh, non scarf wearing bastards.
I agree with everything suggested Matthew
[Edited on 17-06-2007 by Danny P]
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liamC
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concentration camps.
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
you think people up north pronounce there words properly
They spell them properly too.
which word did i spell incorrectly?
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Robin
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Their.
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Steve
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yes, however i didnt spell it incorrectly i just used the wrong word in the context, big difference which is neither spelling or pronounciation
[Edited on 17-06-2007 by Steve]
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Marc
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Northerners wouldn't make this mistake
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marklaruk
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i wud suggest a gay bomb but its already been used on them.
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
you think people up north pronounce there words properly
They spell them properly too.
No they dont
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Fro
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I suggest north vs south inflatable boxing ring aat trax
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marklaruk
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whats up with first pic?? excellent spelling and accurate.
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Ste
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Steve - you spelt it wrong - if I wanted to say toast and I said table I would have spelt toast wrong. Its not the same word.
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Steve
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no you wouldnt you would have said the wrong word, i spelt the wrong word correctly, misspelling is spelling a word wrong, i spelt no word wrong
its a grammatical error, rather than a spelling one
[Edited on 17-06-2007 by Steve]
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Marc
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PMSL @ "U fucking idiot"
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