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Fro
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apologies if a repost yo....


I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two
cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed
the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hi ya mate, how are you
doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be
rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo.
How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was .....
Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in
the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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heard that before but made me laugh again hahah
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LOL ''Just having a quick poo''
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I need to do one
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17


Mr Bevan
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PMFSL!
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old but funny
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9/10
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The old ones are the best.
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PMSL


new one to me

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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
PMSL


new one to me


too
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heard it a while ago and its twice as funny reading it again, good one mate

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