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Mark1984_SRI

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Registered: 7th Feb 06
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11th Jun 07 at 20:20

Group hug, i was just looking through some of the confessions for a giggle and found this one...

'I enjoy taking my child's vibrating Harry Potter broomstick and pleasuring myself with it!'

Post one that you find funny, here's the site

http://grouphug.us/random

flame1987

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Registered: 20th Nov 06
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11th Jun 07 at 20:22

im a f and i have this close friend who bugs me. she is very violent and jokes around by punching me...which REALLY hurts... she beats up my bf (kicks him in the balls, smacks him around, and other stuff like that) and she gets touchy with me alot. shes jokingly run her hand up my thigh and if i pull away she pouts but it makes me really uncomfortable. i try to get away from her but she follows me. if i hang out with my other friends shell come up and take my arm and pull me away...usually i try to push her off but she just pulls harder and i hafta go.....also shes overweight and i constantly lie to her by telling her "NO YOUR NOT FAT!!!!" when she complain about her body when i think she could stand to loose alota weight i fell really bad about some of the stuff i say about her and ill probably never tell her but thanks to grouphug.us i got it off my chest ~thx

xcore

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11th Jun 07 at 20:23

Lmao

xcore

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11th Jun 07 at 20:26

How do i post?!

Mark1984_SRI

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11th Jun 07 at 20:27

"i jerked on a girl's bookbag on the back of my 7th grade bus. she was asleep while it happened. i feel good. "

WTF is wrong with some people

flame1987

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11th Jun 07 at 20:27

quote:
Originally posted by xcore
How do i post?!

Was thinking the same

Rebecca

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11th Jun 07 at 20:27

Haha. Classic.

flame1987

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11th Jun 07 at 20:28

quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
"i jerked on a girl's bookbag on the back of my 7th grade bus. she was asleep while it happened. i feel good. "

WTF is wrong with some people

lmao i wonder if the pages were stuck together

Brett

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11th Jun 07 at 20:29

quote:
Originally posted by flame1987

quote:
Originally posted by xcore
How do i post?!

Was thinking the same

http://grouphug.us/

xcore

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11th Jun 07 at 20:32

bahh aparently they check all the posts, no funnnn

sam-smith

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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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11th Jun 07 at 20:40

I'm an English teacher at a high school.

I find the hottest girl in each of my periods and grade them as hard as I can. I make it impossible for them to even get Ds. They can always tell I'm grading them harder than anyone else, I think.

They always ask me how they can raise their grades. I tell them I'll give them an A if they have sex with me. They always do. The girls are usually between 13 and 16.

I find this hilarious because when I was a teenager, I was always getting led on and hurt by attractive girls like them. Well, now they tables have turned.

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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11th Jun 07 at 20:41

quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
I'm an English teacher at a high school.

I find the hottest girl in each of my periods and grade them as hard as I can. I make it impossible for them to even get Ds. They can always tell I'm grading them harder than anyone else, I think.

They always ask me how they can raise their grades. I tell them I'll give them an A if they have sex with me. They always do. The girls are usually between 13 and 16.

I find this hilarious because when I was a teenager, I was always getting led on and hurt by attractive girls like them. Well, now they tables have turned.

Rebecca

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Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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11th Jun 07 at 20:42

quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
I'm an English teacher at a high school.

I find the hottest girl in each of my periods and grade them as hard as I can. I make it impossible for them to even get Ds. They can always tell I'm grading them harder than anyone else, I think.

They always ask me how they can raise their grades. I tell them I'll give them an A if they have sex with me. They always do. The girls are usually between 13 and 16.

I find this hilarious because when I was a teenager, I was always getting led on and hurt by attractive girls like them. Well, now they tables have turned.

Hahaha.

Mark1984_SRI

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11th Jun 07 at 20:42

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie

quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
I'm an English teacher at a high school.

I find the hottest girl in each of my periods and grade them as hard as I can. I make it impossible for them to even get Ds. They can always tell I'm grading them harder than anyone else, I think.

They always ask me how they can raise their grades. I tell them I'll give them an A if they have sex with me. They always do. The girls are usually between 13 and 16.

I find this hilarious because when I was a teenager, I was always getting led on and hurt by attractive girls like them. Well, now they tables have turned.

Harsh AND very illegal

drunkenfool

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11th Jun 07 at 20:48

337168046 I bbq'd a piece of dog shit just to see what would happen

Mark1984_SRI

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11th Jun 07 at 20:50

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
337168046 I bbq'd a piece of dog shit just to see what would happen

drunkenfool

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11th Jun 07 at 20:52

944311426 My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

drunkenfool

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11th Jun 07 at 20:53

620271469 I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.

Planty02

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11th Jun 07 at 21:01

My father found porn of me on the internet. Im so humilieated. Oh God to think of the things he saw his little girl do makes me sick. He wont even look at me. GODDAMNIT!

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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11th Jun 07 at 21:27

399607288 i really really like a boy called rob m, but i've never met him, he makes me strip for him on webcam over the internet, and makes me do things, i want to have sex with him

Rob Marriott

Colin

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11th Jun 07 at 21:31

haha busted

sam-smith

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11th Jun 07 at 21:33

we should make our own confession topic?

charcoalgrill

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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
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11th Jun 07 at 21:36

i lost my virginity to my girlfriend about a month ago...

she was on the rag at the time.

also, i ate her out first.

my friends call me redbeard.

it hurts inside.

Rebecca

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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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11th Jun 07 at 21:36

But then we know whos confessing to what.

Robin

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11th Jun 07 at 21:37

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
399607288 i really really like a boy called rob m, but i've never met him, he makes me strip for him on webcam over the internet, and makes me do things, i want to have sex with him

Rob Marriott

FFS Alex, I told you not to tell anyone about our secret lives

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