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drbeansri

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Registered: 10th Dec 06
Location: Hertfordshire / Plymouth
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28th May 07 at 10:06

I broke my m8s toilet last nite...

what other ppl done..

Twiggy

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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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28th May 07 at 10:10

pissed in pint glass and gave to a mate!

drunkenfool

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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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28th May 07 at 10:12

fell out of a moving car, and it ran over my hand

LeeM

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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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28th May 07 at 10:17

ive broken a toilet! i shaved my pubes onto my mates pillow.
ive dislocated my shoulder by jumping over a bush, broke my toes jumpin over a railing

i'll update as i remember more

C2RL R

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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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28th May 07 at 10:20

Slept all nite on my parents doorstep coz i couldn't get the key in the door. Woke up in the morning thinking wtf am i doing here.....I'd moved into my own house 2 days previous.

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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28th May 07 at 10:20

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
fell out of a moving car, and it ran over my hand

Hahaha is that why your called drunkenfool?

gavin18787

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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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28th May 07 at 10:35

Pulled a complete heffa that I keep bumping into when ever i go out on a night out

She dosn't take hints either and is fucking annoying

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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28th May 07 at 10:41

poled a fatty

paul.mitchell1984

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Registered: 31st Aug 06
Location: Wakefield
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28th May 07 at 10:44

broken my knuckle twice it different places, "borrowed traffic cones" fell asleep on a bus and ended up 20 miles away from where i lived lol random stuff really

mav

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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28th May 07 at 11:06

pissed in the laundry basket

deano87

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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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28th May 07 at 11:08

Confessed I fancied the Head of my 6th Form at school. On the same night, I also knocked over a whole pint of water onto the pub floor. The only time I've been obscenely drunk tbh.

Tommy L

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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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28th May 07 at 11:13

had a near enough full body wax.

Bonney

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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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28th May 07 at 11:20

walked home 3 miles in the wrong direction

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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28th May 07 at 11:20

was sick all over the stairs of the scruffiest club in St.Helens..... then fell down them

Marc

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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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28th May 07 at 11:36

Thrown out of a night club for projectile vomiting, everywhere

Being sick in my sleep x 2
Got caught short on the way home

Stole a door stop from a pub
Pulled an oriental bird and well and truely violated her

[Edited on 28-05-2007 by Marc]

mk4_astra

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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: aylesbury,bucks
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28th May 07 at 11:41

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
was sick all over the stairs of the scruffiest club in St.Helens..... then fell down them

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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28th May 07 at 11:45

I took a shit in a bin on holiday and didn't remember doing it. Well, it could have been SteveW, his sister or her boyfriend. No one knows who did it, but they all seem to blame me. But I can't remember doing it, so if it was me then I did it in my sleep, and I am damn proud of that.

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28th May 07 at 11:48

The bin was the kitchen bin too. No one know there was shit in it until we got back and thought the apartment smelled a bit funny. But we just thought it was Steve or something... We started tidying up and Brett (SteveW's sister boyfriend) asked Steve's sister if she had taken a shit in the bin. She replied no. He then asked Steve to look in the bin. He wasn't impressed.

Then somone started to knock on the door. It was the fucking cleaners! We told them to come back in 5 mins, so they went to the flat next door. I then had to wrap the bin up in plastic bags and we hid it until the cleaners left under the BBQ. I was nearly sick wrapping that thing up, it was proper beer shit

We then threw it in the skip

gavin18787

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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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28th May 07 at 12:07

quote:
Originally posted by ed
The bin was the kitchen bin too. No one know there was shit in it until we got back and thought the apartment smelled a bit funny. But we just thought it was Steve or something... We started tidying up and Brett (SteveW's sister boyfriend) asked Steve's sister if she had taken a shit in the bin. She replied no. He then asked Steve to look in the bin. He wasn't impressed.

Then somone started to knock on the door. It was the fucking cleaners! We told them to come back in 5 mins, so they went to the flat next door. I then had to wrap the bin up in plastic bags and we hid it until the cleaners left under the BBQ. I was nearly sick wrapping that thing up, it was proper beer shit We then threw it in the skip

ROFL

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

Fee

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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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28th May 07 at 12:32

slept walked into my sisters back garden, naked
locked myself out
woke up wondering what the hell I was doing there and had to bang on her window to let me back in

Haimsey

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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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28th May 07 at 12:33

i threw a box of 1000 straws at my mates

which they wernt impressed at

then left me collapsed on the kitchen floor

Marcy Marc

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JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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28th May 07 at 12:37

Sucked Colin's .......................................................................

Toe yeuch!!

and let him take a piccy

[Edited on 28-05-2007 by JadeM]

All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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28th May 07 at 12:39

I've only ever been fully drunk once, a group of mates and I were at a friends house for his birthday and we created mayhem

Me puking in the toilet while my mate pisses in the bath, I don't remember flushing the toilet either

Hiding porn in the parent's bed
posting porn through next door's letterbox
putting house plants in the family car
Hoovering cereal out of the box

And at no point did I ever attempt to shit in the hairdryer

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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28th May 07 at 12:39

Lots of bad stuff, funniest that comes to mind is when I wandered to my mates house totally out the game, went in what I thought was his back door & fell asleep on the kitchen floor..........only to find out in the morning id actually went into his neighbours house

Marc

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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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28th May 07 at 12:41

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