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Tom
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14th May 07 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

heat magazine... bare with me.... (it's girl I sit next to who gets it )

Anyway.......That thing in the back asking the same questions to all different celebrities each week...

Please fill it in so I get to know you all a little better (or because i'm bored )

Where did you wake up this morning?
At home on my own slightly cold as my window was open

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Yesterday, funky time.

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
'hey luv, will be back in training then, so will just c u after work. Have a nice lunch xx' Off her.

Can anyone remember the other ones?
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed...alone

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Yesterday

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Morning baby, hows my lil apeey paws today? monkey feels like shit. Think I have the cold! Love u mwah x x x x x x x" He will fcuking kill me
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed...alone



Is that what we are telling Colin?

quote:

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Morning baby, hows my lil apeey paws today? monkey feels like shit. Think I have the cold! Love u mwah x x x x x x x" He will fcuking kill me


FPMSL
Jules
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed, in my bedroom, in my house.
On my own, alarm woke me up as a paint stripping company were coming to collect two hand rails.

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
'kin hell, about 18 months ago!

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Yeah she is a lovely girl, I'll mention you next time I see her
From the guy who bought my old GSi (I know his missus' sister from years back)
Nismo
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Where did you wake up this morning?
At home in my bed.

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Last night. Happy Days!

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Ah im sure it will be fine. I think ill come pick you up in 10mins then! I have to go back to work now so ill speak to you later, hope your afternoons better. x x mwah"

Tom
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so sweet

I feel a u2u coming 'monkeys' way
Jules
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Someone needs to photoshop a monkey face onto a pic of Colin before he see's this thread....
Brett
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed next to my g/f in a puddle of my own spit.

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Me this morning in the mirror, posing.

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Hey mate, you up for the gym tonight?"

Tom
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Yes the possibilities
Whittie
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Where did you wake up this morning?
The Lounge

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Within the last week, but can't remember when exactly

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Night alex, love you lots xxxx
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed next to my g/f in a puddle of my own spit.

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Me this morning in the mirror, posing.

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Hey mate, you up for the gym tonight?"




FPMSL a dribbling poser

I wouldn;t go anywhere near a fucking gym with you
Brett
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Doug
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Your words create a sexy image in my mind Brett.
Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Doug
Your words create a sexy image in my mind Brett.


Accompany those words with the pic I sent you
Doug
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Wow, the combination works
mav
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Where did you wake up this morning?
At home in bed with the wife

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Yesterday

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
cool, pissy rain.Got 160.8.....from Icy





[Edited on 14-05-2007 by mav]
gianluigi
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Where did you wake up this morning?
Home, on the landing of the stairs


When was the last time someone saw you naked?
while ago... but had a good face full of boobies yesterday

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Hello. Fancy watching the cup final at Rushmere? Ascio v Chantry Pheonix."
LeeM
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Where did you wake up this morning?
i didnt, i woke up at 2pm

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
yesterday again

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"lol" from my mate
and "blackpool 2-1" from him
Andy Stocker
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Where did you wake up this morning?

Didn't go to bed til this morning

When was the last time someone saw you naked?

Friday

What was the last text you received and who was it from?

cu06396176 from Jen
Doug
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Where did you wake up this morning?
At home in bed alone

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
8 days ago

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"I forgot, we need to hotel near Dover for friday night. I think we are sailing to Calais at 6am" From Rob arranging Ring trip
Tom
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WTF is that text about andy?
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
Where did you wake up this morning?
Home, on the landing of the stairs



Practicing being homeless?! Were you out last night then
Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
WTF is that text about andy?


She got a parking ticket in London the other day for being an inch out of a parking bay as she couldn't get in the space properly due to someone illegally parked behind her.
Guy in transport at work said to get him the no., he can view the pic online and see whether its worth her appealing against the £50 fine
Tom
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Ahhh that's handy
Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Ahhh that's handy


No it's Andy not handy

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