All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."
"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."
"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now." Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
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loo_goblin
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Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
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thats made my day a lil sadder
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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Get out!
Leave right now and don't come back until you've had time to think about your actions!
[Edited on 14-05-2007 by Jules]
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Bad Pete. Don't do that.
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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PMSL 
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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2nd one made me laugh 
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