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marklaruk
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30th Apr 07 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well firstly westwood is just a cunt and as for the ppl who "pimp" the rides... There's 50 year olds trying to act cool and trendy adding chav slang into their sentences

They have just done up a bands van now and they put a toilet in it and long legged cunt westwood was sat in it and his legs were sticking right out so the door had no chance of shutting... SHIT DESIGN WANK as usual!

Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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30th Apr 07 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pics?
jay kay
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30th Apr 07 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

westwood iritates me to the point where i dont watch the UK version i just cant deal with his voice
marklaruk
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30th Apr 07 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

westwood?




no pics of van
CoastalCorsa
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30th Apr 07 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Toilet........shit design

cheap joke thrown in there matey
marklaruk
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30th Apr 07 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

haha no pun intended
Tommy
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30th Apr 07 at 23:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What u got against badgers ????
Ben G
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1st May 07 at 00:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

saw that one the other day lol completely crap idea...if you shat in a van it'd stink...

and it was so bloody small lol and how would you wash your hands after?

also, the chair was so far away from the computer
Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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1st May 07 at 00:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
What u got against badgers ????


Nothing, I think you're ok
Tommy
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1st May 07 at 00:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cheers but why badgers ??
taylorboosh
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1st May 07 at 06:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i wonder how carisma do the work on the cars and they still end up shit
Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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1st May 07 at 06:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jamie shaw gets on my tits too, but not as much as westwood

imagine trying to delcare half the mods on insurance.

is the vehicle modified in anyway?
yes it has a thomas crapper in the back of it
taylorboosh
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1st May 07 at 08:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he has appauling hair too
Rachel H
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1st May 07 at 08:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Better than his gay pony tail he had, proper Essex boy back in the day.

I fancy pinky, I want to urinate on her.
drunkenfool
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1st May 07 at 08:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Rachel H
I fancy pinky, I want to urinate on her.


Rachel
marklaruk
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1st May 07 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pinky is nice tho
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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1st May 07 at 12:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
quote:
Originally posted by Rachel H
I fancy pinky, I want to urinate on her.


Rachel


Yeah pinky would get it in her erm... pink bits... and brown bits too for that matter...
dave17
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1st May 07 at 12:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

westwood cracks me up
Superlite Ltd.
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Registered: 9th Jan 07
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1st May 07 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You know pimp my ride ordered some wheels from Superlite....

and they wanted them for free


ahahahahahahahaha
expire
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Registered: 24th Jan 06
Location: Shirley, Southampton
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1st May 07 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you guys do know who that jamie guys is right and who the bodyshop is?
Andy Stocker
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1st May 07 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by expire
you guys do know who that jamie guys is right and who the bodyshop is?



Jamie Shaw & Carisma
Rachel H
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1st May 07 at 15:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We knew him when he had dodgy perms and a fetish for R5's
Andy Stocker
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1st May 07 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

And was married and worked out of a shanty town lock up
Rachel H
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1st May 07 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She ditched him, I bet she didn't now.

Pinky, would you? I would, bet she is filthy. I reckon they have all had a go on her in that lockup.
Andy Stocker
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1st May 07 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd do pinky

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