Scotty_B
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There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl
coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked
away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in
tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know.
I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I
dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
"What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To
him? Nothing.
I was playing with his bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
[Edited on 26-04-2007 by CorSRi_BT]
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BarnshaW
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id have laughed 10 years ago when i was 11
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
id have laughed 10 years ago when i was 11
I know I first heard it in High School but still makes me chuckle.
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pow
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
id have laughed 10 years ago when i was 11
Now Now mikey, no need to be rude lol... was a bit funny! !
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James
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I thought this was a thread about Liverpool's performance last night 
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by James
I thought this was a thread about Liverpool's performance last night
funnier than the joke itself
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