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Author I just killed something on the motorway :(
Ren
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I was just driving along the M6 coming back from coventry, and I was cruising at my 'normal motorway speed', and I notice some little thing walking slowly across the 3rd lane. Wasn't exactly sure what it was, but it sort of looked like a hedgehog, so I drifted slightly to the left thinking I would miss it, and it suddenly stops moving and I hear a feignt *du-dum* as my car runs straight over it. Judging by where it stopped, and where my wheels were at the time, I can only assume i caught the bottom half of the poor thing, so it didn't die instantly. I even pulled over on the hard shoulder, made my bird wait in the car while i spent 10 minutes looking for the thing to see if it was ok. Couldn't find it anywhere

Dunno what i would of done if i saw it anyway... didn't think that far, and the misses was making light hearted jokes, but I genuinly felt bad - maybe I'm just a big pussy? I hope it didn't have little hedgehog kids or something Am i going to hell??
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Unfortunately it happens mate I remember when I was going along the back roads one day a rabbit jumped out of no-where and hopped directly into my bumper I looked in my mirror to just catch it rolling into a bush. I felt really bad until I went to the front of the bumper and saw a big saliva mark on the bumper where it looked like my bumper chinned it I know its sick but that amused me.
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Rabbit, Sheep, Cow & Seagull so far, for me.
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24th Apr 07 at 01:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Cow


How?
Ren
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Rabbit, Sheep, Cow & Seagull so far, for me.


Cow
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Think he's referring to his "slept with" list
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surely dog would be included also?

joking
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No, runover list

Was a cow in the middle of the road, and it wouldn't move, so i gave it a nudge

It shat itself on my bonnet, ran off with a limp too
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Think he's referring to his "slept with" list

Ben D
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Ran over a couple of pidgeons... whch was a bit nasty

Was in a friends Car when he ran over a Badger at about 70 in his sierra, the car bounced and slid a little

Same friend also ran over a cat in his Nova and got it stuck in his Wheel arch, was pissing out blood and screaming which was a bit sickening

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by benji_2k5]
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quote:
Originally posted by benji_2k5
Same friend also ran over a cat in his Nova and got it stuck in his Wheel arch, was pissing out blood and screaming which was a bit sickening

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by benji_2k5]



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24th Apr 07 at 01:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Never read something as sickening in a while
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I shouldn't be laughing
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24th Apr 07 at 01:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I killed a rabbit and a pheasant. Rabbit dented my car.
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I killed a rabbit and a pheasant. Rabbit dented my car.


So you killed the Rabbit in revenge?
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quote:
Originally posted by benji_2k5
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I killed a rabbit and a pheasant. Rabbit dented my car.


So you killed the Rabbit in revenge?


Then he reversed to make sure
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I had to finish the pheasant off, it was flapping about and bleeding so I had to stamp on it's head
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I ran over a rabbit once in the missus' car. She made me turn around and look for it - at that moment in time I was on a single lane country ride, so had to do a 1,000,000 point turn. Anyway, got back to the 'scene of the accident' and it wasn't there
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i ran over a pigeon in my first corsa, its head hit my sump witha comical "donk"

looked in my mirror daft fucker was fine, but still decided to stand in the middle of the road
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Ive had a pigeon (it flew out the other end tho!), Squirrel, 2x Rabbits a tesco trolley, few traffic cones.

I had a phesant when i was driving off road before in my dads audi. Had to drive back to the car park and pick it out the grille! Then had to sign a form to say id slaughted a endangered animal round those end

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by pow]
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i was parked up with my ex girlfriend and we saw a pigeon in the road and some silent running japanese old person hatch crept up and ran it over, made a weird crunch/crack noise so she got out went over to see if she could save it and she went to pick it up by the wing to move it out of the road and it moved and she shit herself and ran off and wouldnt touch it again
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me and the missus driving back from b'ham all on the country roads, and saw a family of ducks so she made me brake was a nice sight though, and before i passed my test i was in my grandads bus and it was peeing down of snow and saw a family of deers and a stag was nice.

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by nathy_87]
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I hit 2 pheasants once in an old Scorpio. They have got to be the thickest animals living.
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God knows how many rabbits as I live out by some fields and they are far to prolific at the moment!

In my corsa C i hit a pigeon. It hit my front light at about 45 and I looked in my rear view mirror and all I could see was a mass of feathers falling down like confetti

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