SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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from "Lethal Street Fighting"
"WHAM! This way - you can give him something to think about... for five or six months."
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye. But that's just me."
"We can actually hip throw him to the side, he goes to the ground, we choke him out, and then once he's choked out we can do games like 'pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle'; it's a fun thing to do! And it will get a lot of laugh out of a lot of people!"
"They say the only way to kill a lion is with a rear naked choke. I would just kick it in the head."
"So I thought, 'Let's throw him through the window.' I went 'WAAAANG' and he went to the hospital to get some stitches, but like I said, when he came back we were old friends again!"
"Smack his face into the ambiance!"
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to break your leg."
"Bang! Bahng! Boom! Dangida Dangida Dang! Boong!" (colorful words used to describe 'hits' in a much distributed video online)
"OOOOOHHHHH that is gonna hurt him!"
"Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin."
"Right away you say, 'OK I'm sorry... Bang! Bang! Bang! No I'm not!'"
"Wrong move! Don't do this to 'El Guapo'!"
while banging a guy's head on the bar table, "don't choo..evar..do diss again."
"Look sir, I really don't want anything of this and I go 'WHOOP' like this and I slit your throat, and it's over and out"
"And I can stab his own knife here in the liver... (in a sing-song voice) stab in the liver! stab in the liver! stab in the liver!"
"Because he tried to kill me, so I got to return the favour"
(of being choked from behind) "never ever let him take that choke, because if you're out (unconscious) god knows what they're going to do with you"
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