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Tommy L
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   19th Apr 07 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Guy at work has fallen asleep under his desk. any suggestions on how we should wake him up
nathy_87
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19th Apr 07 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

HAPPY SLAP
Nath
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19th Apr 07 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hit the top of the desk with something heavy. Or an air horn.
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19th Apr 07 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

balance a cup of water on his head, so when he moves..... muhahaha
12vMatt
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19th Apr 07 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont wake him up.
just draw on him with permanent marker or shave bits of his hair off or something.
then tell the boss that hes skiving
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19th Apr 07 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

draw a penis on the side of his face

then use said air horn to scare the living shit out of him
Tommy L
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19th Apr 07 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont have an air horn in the office
JM_16v
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19th Apr 07 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

put his finger in water
Jules
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19th Apr 07 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JM_16v
put his finger in your hole


I hope I never fall asleep when you're about
Nath
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19th Apr 07 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sHOUT FIRE AND GET YOUR BOSS TO TEST THE FIRE ALARM AT THE SAME TIME.

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Cupra Steve
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19th Apr 07 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that could be so funny!
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19th Apr 07 at 12:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

leave him
K2 GTi
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19th Apr 07 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

doesn't he get in trouble for this kind of shit?
JM_16v
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quote:
Originally posted by K2 GTi
doesn't he get in trouble for this kind of shit?


lunchtime
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19th Apr 07 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if i fallen asleep under my desk at work Id get in trouble regardless of lunch?
Tommy
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19th Apr 07 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ide leave him
Tom
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19th Apr 07 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

air horn, so he jumps and bangs his head and all form a big circle around his desk for when he comes around
Tommy L
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19th Apr 07 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Hit the top of the desk with something heavy. Or an air horn.

we used that method but without air horn he wasn't very happy
boss doesn't mind as its in lunchtime

[Edited on 19-04-2007 by corsa_tomtom1502]
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19th Apr 07 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Slide a dairy milk into the back of his pants so he wakes up thinking he's shat himself.
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19th Apr 07 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd love to have a sleep at work sometimes, but have no where to sleep apart from my car which would be uncomfortable
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quote:
Originally posted by JM_16v
put his finger in water


It don't work
sam-smith
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19th Apr 07 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tell the boss,
corsa_chelle
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19th Apr 07 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i've slept in the dentist chair before lol it's not that comfy thou!
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_chelle
i've slept in the dentist chair before lol it's not that comfy thou!


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