Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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Guy at work has fallen asleep under his desk. any suggestions on how we should wake him up 
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nathy_87
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Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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HAPPY SLAP
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Hit the top of the desk with something heavy. Or an air horn.
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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balance a cup of water on his head, so when he moves..... muhahaha
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12vMatt
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Registered: 28th Oct 06
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dont wake him up.
just draw on him with permanent marker or shave bits of his hair off or something.
then tell the boss that hes skiving
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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draw a penis on the side of his face 
then use said air horn to scare the living shit out of him
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Tommy L
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dont have an air horn in the office
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JM_16v
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Location: Essex Drives: GLC63S
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put his finger in water
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Jules
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quote: Originally posted by JM_16v
put his finger in your hole
I hope I never fall asleep when you're about
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Nath
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sHOUT FIRE AND GET YOUR BOSS TO TEST THE FIRE ALARM AT THE SAME TIME.
Caps lock
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Cupra Steve
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that could be so funny!
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SAL
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leave him
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K2 GTi
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doesn't he get in trouble for this kind of shit?
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JM_16v
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quote: Originally posted by K2 GTi
doesn't he get in trouble for this kind of shit?
lunchtime
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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if i fallen asleep under my desk at work Id get in trouble regardless of lunch?
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Tommy
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Ide leave him
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Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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air horn, so he jumps and bangs his head and all form a big circle around his desk for when he comes around
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
Hit the top of the desk with something heavy. Or an air horn.
we used that method but without air horn he wasn't very happy 
boss doesn't mind as its in lunchtime 
[Edited on 19-04-2007 by corsa_tomtom1502]
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CorsAsh
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Location: Munich
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Slide a dairy milk into the back of his pants so he wakes up thinking he's shat himself.
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topshot_2k
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PMSL
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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I'd love to have a sleep at work sometimes, but have no where to sleep apart from my car which would be uncomfortable 
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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quote: Originally posted by JM_16v
put his finger in water
It don't work
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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tell the boss,
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corsa_chelle
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Registered: 6th Sep 06
Location: North Yorkshire
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i've slept in the dentist chair before lol it's not that comfy thou!
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Kif
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Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_chelle
i've slept in the dentist chair before lol it's not that comfy thou!
Only slept?
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