Antz
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Bit of an essay...
OK, so met this bird in Wakefield... got her number, she gave me a rose (Chris stole that), added her to MSN and been chatting to her for a bit...
She's a propper classy girl, quite well spoken, not your typical Wakey slag...
So tonight she starts telling me how she likes to "wank" and "watch porn"... (We've already aranged to meet up for some Ant love, that's agreed and going ahead next week)...
Tonight she asks me to ring her... now, I know if I do that I'll go all shy and probly disapoint her, and she is the kinda girl you'd wanna go out with for longer than a week, so I tell her I got no mins on my phone...
She then says "it's ok I'm tired any way"... silence for 5 mins... so I say to her... it'll be better in person... and she simply brushes it off with.... it's ok hun, don't worry, I'm off to bed any way now cos I'm tired... talk to you tomorrow x
Did I piss her off?........ ad will I be getting a shag off her???? 
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Ben G
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just make it up to her with phone sex and any kind of cyber love before the real thing lol.
just bang the girl, don't worry about the difficult things 
edit: it's take me 5 months to get my girlfriend to watch any type of porn lol, so surely you are onto a winner
[Edited on 18-04-2007 by Ben G]
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Scotty C
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Don't worry, just ring her tomorrow, shag her and post pics.
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Dom
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get some balls you badger and phone her Just keep it short and sweet if you feel you balls shrinking whilst dialing 
p.s - i would now text her and appologise that you couldn't phone her and end it with something like sweet dreams and some lovey dovey bollocks
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Steve X16XE
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Give me her number. I can get to Wakey in 5 mins.
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
Give me her number. I can get to Wakey in 5 mins.
a vulture in some weird fucked up way.
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
Give me her number. I can get to Wakey in 5 mins.
Erm... no, do your own leg work, this ones mine
Funny that... Kif said the very same thing... 
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
get some balls you badger and phone her Just keep it short and sweet if you feel you balls shrinking whilst dialing
p.s - i would now text her and appologise that you couldn't phone her and end it with something like sweet dreams and some lovey dovey bollocks
I'd feel ok doing it after boning her... cos I'll have already interfeared with her.... but ringing her now wouldn't feel right, getting in to all that phone sex shit
[Edited on 19-04-2007 by Antz]
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Steve X16XE
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
Give me her number. I can get to Wakey in 5 mins.
Erm... no, do your own leg work, this ones mine
Funny that... Kif said the very same thing...
:crying:
i only find beasts
Wakey next week it is
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Kif
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I aint gonna say what i said after you said i bet you will 
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Ben G
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google hot phone sex lines and use them pretending you've just though of those lines.
then she'll think you know your stuff and might get a fuck as early as tomorrow?
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Robin
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I think the poll is conclusive so far.
Don't worry 2 (33.33%)
No chance 2 (33.33%)
Maybe, just might take longer 2 (33.33%)
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Scotty C
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theres a clear winner
[Edited on 19-04-2007 by Monster]
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Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I think the poll is conclusive so far.
Don't worry 2 (33.33%)
No chance 2 (33.33%)
Maybe, just might take longer 2 (33.33%)
Just to spoil it
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Steve X16XE
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Cream crackered
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Dom
get some balls you badger and phone her Just keep it short and sweet if you feel you balls shrinking whilst dialing
p.s - i would now text her and appologise that you couldn't phone her and end it with something like sweet dreams and some lovey dovey bollocks
I'd feel ok doing it after boning her... cos I'll have already interfeared with her.... but ringing her now wouldn't feel right, getting in to all that phone sex shit
[Edited on 19-04-2007 by Antz]
Usually the phone is the ice breaker before sex, not sex being the ice breaker
but it might not have been phone sex she was after, it might just be a chat she was after - especially as msn is about as interacting and sociable as a fish with tits.
eitherway phone her tomorrow.....she sounds like a keeper
p.s - or you could do it bens way, but i wouldn't trust him....he doesn't move over into the inner lanes
[Edited on 19-04-2007 by Dom]
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
msn is about as interacting and sociable as a fish with tits.
That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day!!!!
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Steve X16XE
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
msn is about as interacting and sociable as a fish with tits.
[Edited on 19-04-2007 by Dom]
RAOF LMFAO
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Antz
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so... I'm gonna text her... what do I write... baring in mind, I'm not madly in love with her... I've only met her once, I'm just banking on a shag and posibly a relationship if she's any good in the sack... keep it short!
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Jules
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Just fucking ring her and say what she wants to hear - piece of cake!
If you've not got the kahunna's to do that then send her a FILTH ridden few pages of text!
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Ben G
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'' when can i bone you? x x ''
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Steve X16XE
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
I'm not madly in love with you... I've only metyou once, I'm just banking on a shag and posibly a relationship if you are any good in the sack... short?
How about that?
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Dom
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dude, just say your sorry about not calling her and will do tomorrow after work/in the evening, hope you have a good day tomorrow at work/school etc, end it with sweet dreams...yadda yaaaa....x
that should do.....might be as effective as a chocolate teapot, but it wouldn't hurt to do it
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
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Originally posted by Antz
I'm not madly in love with you... I've only metyou once, I'm just banking on a shag and posibly a relationship if you are any good in the sack... short?
How about that?
Damn, why didn't I think of that... at least I know now if you do get hold of her number there's no competition
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Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
so... I'm gonna text her... what do I write... baring in mind, I'm not madly in love with her... I've only met her once, I'm just banking on a shag and posibly a relationship if she's any good in the sack... keep it short!
*Blah blah*, lying in bed thinking of you and what I'd like to do to you, *blah blah*, I wanna do *such and such to you, you'd be in *such and such* postition doing *such and such* whilst I do *such and such* to your *such and such*........
*Fill these bits in yourself*
Simple.
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