cooperjazzy55
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Registered: 4th Dec 03
Location: Peterborough Drives: Corsa sport
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C'mon, lets have your best jokes!
Am in the mood for a laugh
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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off day 
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cooperjazzy55
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Registered: 4th Dec 03
Location: Peterborough Drives: Corsa sport
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
off day
thats not funny
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ashbishop90
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Registered: 19th Mar 07
Location: Leicestershire
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Free Sex Contestants
Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the first man.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex."
"2" said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."
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Tommy
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Registered: 24th Aug 00
Location: Essex, Colchester
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Lame as a one legged homo
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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why did the chicken cross the road  
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
why did the chicken cross the road
to get into the left hand lane.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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no, to get away from a sick coloured corsa 
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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banter
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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marklaruk
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Registered: 4th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
why did the chicken cross the road
to get into the left hand lane.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Post of the week right there!
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