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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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6/10

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pretty sure a few on here won't get it
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Don't get it
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another bloke pumped his 20 year old bitch to make her pregnant.. usually your sperm dies before you hit 80

and using the term beaver is also good
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Hold on, i've just clicked, hes implying someone else got his misses pregnant I worked it out
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someone needs sleep
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Yes, me

I am quite thick you know
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Yes, me

I am quite thick you know


You should try law
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quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Yes, me

I am quite thick you know


You should try law


laws gay

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I lol'd
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poor bloke I think he should find out whoever is pumping his wife and beat the living shit out of him.
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its not as funny when you have to explain it,

[Edited on 17-04-2007 by nathy_87]
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Did the beaver die?
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quote:
Originally posted by mark_gsi
and the beaver fell over dead.
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